Paul Provenza Quotes
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I actually go to church. I know it's hard for you to believe. It's only because you know that Jesus on the cross? I love his smooth hairless body.
— Paul Provenza
Before you rush ahead and start implementing God's plans, you must have a coherent plan of
action. — Sunday Adelaja
action. — Sunday Adelaja
Social media allows comics to bypass the gatekeepers and connect directly with people who will want to come see them.
— Paul Provenza
We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure!
— Paul Provenza
When a person is found less guilty than he is suspected, he is concluded more innocent than he really is.
— Charlotte Lennox
Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.
— Doug Stanhope
I am absolutely blessed and I'm very grateful for where I am today.
— Geri Halliwell
August never stops trying do the right thing, even if he doesn't always know what that is.
— Pleasefindthis
There is no democrats or republicans, right or left, red state or blue state. We are all one. And we are all unified against Mexicans.
— Paul Provenza
I know jazz is completely un-American. But the reason why America doesn't like it is because it's not funny. We [americans] have made jazz funny.
— Paul Provenza