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Where the money of the church goes, so goes its heart.
— Thom S. Rainer
It is clothes. It is parts. Therefore, you combine the parts differently to create your own unique expression.
— Tadashi Yanai
For every guy who loves being a dad, there's another who realizes too late that he's created something his wife loves more than him.
— Mark R. Brand
Necessity never made a good bargain.
— Benjamin Franklin
I've had to work by myself at combines before and forced myself to work out alone all the way back to high school. You have to be self-motivated.
— D'Brickashaw Ferguson
People worried too much about their children. Suffering when you're young is good for you. It immunized your body and soul ...
— Jeannette Walls
And they certainly wouldn't take you along to a murder. That would be irresponsible parenting.
— Kelley Armstrong
A writer is a word trapped in a person.
— Victor Hugo
Where shall I go, beyond the bounds of heaven and earth, that God may come to me, since He has said: Heaven and earth do I fill.
— Augustine Of Hippo
Never underestimate the impact of a small act.
— Tory Burch
Women talk when they want to. Or don't.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the emotions. Suddenly you can mass produce worry, and guilt.
— S.K. Tremayne
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
— Rodney Dangerfield
A movie grants a visa. A book makes you a citizen.
— D.B.C. Pierre
They lock you in the hole and they don't let you out until you consent to be searched internally.
— Assata Shakur
Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Leaders motivate people to understand that they can do better than they've already done and go farther than they've reached.
— Israelmore Ayivor
Your inner voice and the spiritual guidance...will lead you to your goal.
— Mary Ellen Flora
