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Pantyhose Quotes By Phyllis Diller: Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury,

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. — Phyllis Diller

Pantyhose Quotes By Amy Harmon: I would remember how I had wanted her

I would remember how I had wanted her and hated her and wished she would leave me alone and never let me go. And I would miss her. — Amy Harmon

Pantyhose Quotes By Kal Penn: The point of serving your country is not

The point of serving your country is not to do your own thing or to go rogue, but to work as part of the process. — Kal Penn

Pantyhose Quotes By C.E. McLean: Rejection is the run in the pantyhose of

Rejection is the run in the pantyhose of life. — C.E. McLean

Pantyhose Quotes By Kami Garcia: We're gonna be late for English, and I

We're gonna be late for English, and I gotta take these pantyhose off on the way. I'm gettin' a serious wedgie. — Kami Garcia

Pantyhose Quotes By Rita Mae Brown: In America the word revolutionary is used to

In America the word revolutionary is used to sell pantyhose. — Rita Mae Brown

Pantyhose Quotes By Phyllis Schlafly: Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on

Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it. — Phyllis Schlafly

Pantyhose Quotes By Claes Oldenburg: I think of a monument as being symbolic

I think of a monument as being symbolic and for the people and therefore rhetorical, not honest, not personal. — Claes Oldenburg

Pantyhose Quotes By Tracy Chapman: Have faith in humankind a respect for what

Have faith in humankind a respect for what is earthly and an unfaltering belief in peace and understanding — Tracy Chapman

Pantyhose Quotes By Pat Conroy: Each divorce is the death of a small

Each divorce is the death of a small civilization. — Pat Conroy

Pantyhose Quotes By Too $hort: You want flowers, I'll buy your ass a

You want flowers, I'll buy your ass a rose,
But later on you're comin' out them pantyhose. — Too $hort

Pantyhose Quotes By Timothy Simons: Reed Scott is really good at coming up

Reed Scott is really good at coming up with insults. — Timothy Simons

Pantyhose Quotes By Margaret Thatcher: We will stand on principle or we will

We will stand on principle or we will not stand at all. — Margaret Thatcher

Pantyhose Quotes By Sara Blakely: If we can put a man on the

If we can put a man on the moon, we can make pantyhose comfortable. — Sara Blakely

Pantyhose Quotes By Bob Hope: Did you see where President Reagan finally got

Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them. — Bob Hope

Pantyhose Quotes By Ernest Hemingway,: Somebody just back of you while you are

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. — Ernest Hemingway,

Pantyhose Quotes By Dave Parker: September is pantyhose month. No nonsense.

September is pantyhose month. No nonsense. — Dave Parker

Pantyhose Quotes By Jen Frederick: There was a battered desk with its drawers

There was a battered desk with its drawers open and askew, like a lady of the night with her heels kicked off and pantyhose around her ankles. — Jen Frederick

Pantyhose Quotes By Anne Meara: One time I laughed so hard, I just

One time I laughed so hard, I just had to go and change my pantyhose. I lost it. Lost it. At least it wasn't onstage. — Anne Meara

Pantyhose Quotes By Stephen Jay Gould: Scientific questions cannot be decided by majority vote

Scientific questions cannot be decided by majority vote in any case. — Stephen Jay Gould

Pantyhose Quotes By Henny Youngman: 2 Guys in a health club, one is

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!" — Henny Youngman