Pantyhose Quotes

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. — Phyllis Diller

I would remember how I had wanted her and hated her and wished she would leave me alone and never let me go. And I would miss her. — Amy Harmon

The point of serving your country is not to do your own thing or to go rogue, but to work as part of the process. — Kal Penn

Rejection is the run in the pantyhose of life. — C.E. McLean

We're gonna be late for English, and I gotta take these pantyhose off on the way. I'm gettin' a serious wedgie. — Kami Garcia

In America the word revolutionary is used to sell pantyhose. — Rita Mae Brown

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!" — Henny Youngman

Scientific questions cannot be decided by majority vote in any case. — Stephen Jay Gould

One time I laughed so hard, I just had to go and change my pantyhose. I lost it. Lost it. At least it wasn't onstage. — Anne Meara

There was a battered desk with its drawers open and askew, like a lady of the night with her heels kicked off and pantyhose around her ankles. — Jen Frederick

September is pantyhose month. No nonsense. — Dave Parker

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. — Ernest Hemingway,

Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them. — Bob Hope

If we can put a man on the moon, we can make pantyhose comfortable. — Sara Blakely

Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it. — Phyllis Schlafly

We will stand on principle or we will not stand at all. — Margaret Thatcher

Reed Scott is really good at coming up with insults. — Timothy Simons

You want flowers, I'll buy your ass a rose,
But later on you're comin' out them pantyhose. — Too $hort

Each divorce is the death of a small civilization. — Pat Conroy

Have faith in humankind a respect for what is earthly and an unfaltering belief in peace and understanding — Tracy Chapman

I think of a monument as being symbolic and for the people and therefore rhetorical, not honest, not personal. — Claes Oldenburg