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Momma Said Quotes By Various: Yo momma so ugly that when she was Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins! Various
Momma Said Quotes By Langston Hughes: They rung my bell to ask me.Could I They rung my bell to ask me.
Could I recommend a maid.
I said, yes, your momma.
Langston Hughes
Momma Said Quotes By J. Lynn: Honey," she said, smiling so widely that I Honey," she said, smiling so widely that I thought her face might split into two. "Are you about to make your momma proud? — J. Lynn
Momma Said Quotes By Clive Barker: He liked the phrase "mother's tit." It said He liked the phrase "mother's tit." It said so much, so simply. Momma's tit had a good deal more power to move these men than her apple pie. — Clive Barker
Momma Said Quotes By Various: *** Yo momma so stupid that when I *** Yo momma so stupid that when I saw her yelling into an envelope and asked her what she was doing, she said, "Leaving a voice mail. — Various
Momma Said Quotes By Jerry Lee Lewis: My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry. — Jerry Lee Lewis
Momma Said Quotes By Joe Schwartz: Momma always said when Randy got an idea Momma always said when Randy got an idea in his head it was more likely to come attached to a foot in his ass than a check in the bank. — Joe Schwartz
Momma Said Quotes By James Buchanan: My momma always said bossy was good for My momma always said bossy was good for a deputy and bad for everything else. — James Buchanan
Momma Said Quotes By Dorothea Benton Frank: Miss Trudie said, "Well, like my momma used Miss Trudie said, "Well, like my momma used to say, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This takes the cake. — Dorothea Benton Frank
Momma Said Quotes By Various: Yo momma so poor that when I rang Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong. — Various
Momma Said Quotes By Carolyn Brown: Cyrus's momma thinks I'm a gift from God. Cyrus's momma thinks I'm a gift from God. I didn't have the heart to tell her if I was then God was guilty of handing out gag gifts, Joyce said. — Carolyn Brown
Momma Said Quotes By Carolyn Brown: Momma always said that a true lady never Momma always said that a true lady never lets someone know when he's riled her; otherwise, she's giving away her power and her crown. My — Carolyn Brown
Momma Said Quotes By Pharoahe Monch: His momma said, Donovan why are you, on His momma said, Donovan why are you, on the corner of linden and guy R. Brewer? — Pharoahe Monch