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Once you've built the big machinery of political power, remember you won't always be the one to run it.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Opinions of language are as interesting as opinions of arithmetic.
— P. J. O'Rourke
There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.
— P. J. O'Rourke
We should never hesitate to listen to a fool about life because life is pretty foolish as far as I can tell.
— P. J. O'Rourke
The voice in my head has a stutter, and that's really annoying. D-D-D-Dave Dave. What? K-K-K-Kill your p-p-p-parents. L-L-L-Loa ... Write it down!
— Dave Attell
Human kindness is like a defective tap, the first gush may be impressive but the stream soon dries up.
— P.D. James
If death weren't around to 'finalize' the Darwinian process, we'd all still be amoebas.
— P. J. O'Rourke
How much fame, money and power does a woman have to achieve on her own before you can punch her in the face?
— P. J. O'Rourke
Will Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let's hope so.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Love, always love. Perhaps that's what we're all looking for. And if we don't get it early enough we panic in case we never shall.
— P.D. James
I've got a 1990 Porsche 911. It's just a Carrera, a very simple, straightforward little thing that goes like stink. I love it.
— P. J. O'Rourke
It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less.
— P.D. James
Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.
— P. J. O'Rourke
The 18,000 NASA employees are full of galactic talents and abilities and are ready to accomplish whatever they're directed to do.
— P. J. O'Rourke
If the Japanese want to be taken seriously as world financial powers, they'd better quit using the same tailor as variety show chimps.
— P. J. O'Rourke
I remember thinking cocaine was subtle until I noticed I'd been awake for three weeks and didn't know any of the naked people passed out around me.
— P. J. O'Rourke
A person has got to balance work and life and family in order to be a balanced person.
— P. J. O'Rourke
In the past a man was expected to give his seat on a bus to a woman. Today it would be much more courteous for that man to give her his job.
— P. J. O'Rourke
You can test me, haunt me...all you want.
— D.P. Joynes
Chinese economic development has cost many American workers their jobs. That's the price of progress.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Some people think that welfare reform should have hurt Bill Clinton with black voters.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Democrats hate success.
— P. J. O'Rourke
As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.
— Timothy Ferriss
The laws of the marketplace are physical laws, and they don't become suspended in a crisis any more than the law of gravity does.
— P. J. O'Rourke
You can't shame or humiliate modern celebrities. What used to be called shame and humiliation is now called publicity.
— P. J. O'Rourke
In a free country, government is a dull and onerous responsibility. It is a parent-teacher conference.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Everybody in 15th century Spain was wrong about where China was and as a result, Columbus discovered Caribbean vacations.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Finland is a rich country. What have they got? They got Nokia phones and plywood. How'd they get so rich? Because they're free.
— P. J. O'Rourke
'You're stupid,' is not something even his most severe critics usually say to President Barack Obama.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife.
— P. J. O'Rourke
The whole melodrama of the Middle East would be improved if amnesia were as common here as it is in melodramatic plots.
— P. J. O'Rourke
One cannot keep all the old views and opinions and acquire new ones.
— P.D. Ouspensky
It was just the human story again, flowing through me as it did through everyone else, and I'd mistaken it as my own.
p 284 — Frank Huyler
p 284 — Frank Huyler
In case we have to shoot Democrats. It happened during the Civil War, and it could happen again.
— P. J. O'Rourke
A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Fascism is very much a mob movement.
— P. J. O'Rourke
And, by the way, how come all the people who were so in favor of unilateral nuclear disarmament are so opposed to unilateral protection against nukes?
— P. J. O'Rourke
Love can never be fully explained.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did.
— P. J. O'Rourke
My Grandmother wouldn't even speak the word Democrat if there were children in the room, she'd say Bastards instead.
— P. J. O'Rourke
I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot He'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Tom DeLay may or may not have broken campaign finance laws, but he did his best to look like he was breaking them.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Guns are the ultimate bulwark against government misbehavior.
— P. J. O'Rourke
In its worse forms, conservatism is a matter of 'I hate strangers and anything that's different.'
— P. J. O'Rourke
P.S. If any boy ever asks for my hand in marriage, show him #4. I'm in love. I'd marry a pirate for a ring like that.
— Jillian Dodd
Success in moderation was no doubt better for the character than failure, but too much of it and he would lose his cutting edge.
— P.D. James
People say free trade causes dislocation. In actual fact, it's the lowering of trade barriers that causes the dislocation.
— P. J. O'Rourke
I'm a member of the working press; you'd think I'd know better than to listen to journalists.
— P. J. O'Rourke
I find it more and more difficult to write fiction, when the truth has become so unbelievable. --DP Vent
— D.P. Vent
The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.
— P. J. O'Rourke
People who are wise, good, smart, skillful, or hardworking don't need politics, they have jobs.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Relationship. R-E-L-A-T-I-O-N-S-H-I-P means this: Really exciting love affair turns into overwhelming nightmare. Sobriety hangs in peril.
— Gary Busey
We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it ...
— P. J. O'Rourke
Ideas by themselves cannot produce change of being; your effort must go in the right direction, and one must correspond to the other.
— P.D. Ouspensky
Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected.
— P. J. O'Rourke
The secret of contentment is never to allow yourself to want anything which reason tells you you haven't a chance of getting.
— P.D. James
Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Working together was a bit of a disaster. I'd tell him his ideas were cr*p and he'd say the same about mine.
— Daisy Donovan
Detroit is beautiful - though you probably have to be a child of the industrial Midwest, like me, to see it.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Most people can accept the truth only in the form of a lie.
— P.D. Ouspensky
Why are you doing this?
— Morrissey
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty excellent parent!
— P. J. O'Rourke
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
— P. J. O'Rourke
M o re times a c u s t omer agr e es to a p r o b l em or difficulty, t he m o re likely t he sale
— Anonymous
The world is going to hell. All we can do is look good on the trip.
— P. J. O'Rourke
My lifelong involvement with Mrs Dempster began at 5:58 o'clock p.m. on 27 December 1908, at which time I was ten years and seven months old.
— Robertson Davies
Whenever people tell you they are going to wipe the slate clean, it's your slate they mean to wipe.
— P. J. O'Rourke
The detective story is not about murder," P. D. James has written, "but the restoration of order.
— Anonymous
America is the world's policeman, all right
a big, dumb, mick flatfoot in the middle of the one thing cops dread most, a domestic disturbance. — P. J. O'Rourke
a big, dumb, mick flatfoot in the middle of the one thing cops dread most, a domestic disturbance. — P. J. O'Rourke
One does not kill to avoid social inconvenience.
— P.D. James
I don't want anyone to look to me, not for protection, not for happiness, not for love, not for anything.
— P.D. James
If we heard that somebody starved to death in Sweden or Switzerland, we would be shocked.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Now I have to have the biggest P.O. box in the entire post office to get all the manuscripts coming in.
— Susie Bright
Ambition, if it were to be savored, let alone achieved, had to be rooted in possibility.
— P.D. James
There are just two rules of governance in a free society: Mind your own business. Keep your hands to yourself.
— P. J. O'Rourke