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A lantern can give you light only when you light it — Munia Khan

I wrote a book on cats. In retrospect, I should have used paper, cause chapter six got hit by a car. — Wynne McLaughlin

The most common one-liner in the Bible is, "Do not be afraid." Someone counted, and it occurs 365 times. — Richard Rohr

If anaphylactic shock is wrong, I don't wanna bee bite. — Wynne McLaughlin

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England — Bob Hope

Please don't stand up on my account. — Bob Hope

My Halloween costume is Godot. I'm not showing up at the party, just texting the host every 10 minutes that I'm on my way. — Wynne McLaughlin

Bridget reckons John Lennon wrote a song about her. I'm guessing it was 'Give Peace a Chance'. — Bridget Golightly

Wow! So beautiful. Which star? Planet, not star; It WAS called Earth. — Vikrmn

If I write something down, it's normally just a sharp one-liner. — Courtney Barnett

Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a quick one-liner is much safer. — Robert Orben

Donald [Trump], is great at - at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate. — Jeb Bush

No one-liner can ever be optimal. — Stephen Jay Gould

Good things come in small packages.
Shopping isn't a good thing, so be ready to carry big packages! — Shubham Choudhary

I don't think of any sentence as a "one-liner", but I do pay attention to how people actually speak when they are being funny. Rhythm is key. — Lorrie Moore

When you serve a beer-cock an ear. — John Shirley

There is no cure for madness except the madness as the cure. — Santosh Kalwar

We both were there, but alone. "Bye," she said and left; I was alone; again, one more time. — Vikrmn

Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer. — Rowan Atkinson

There are certain things that cannot be adequately explained to a virgin either by words or pictures. — Warren Buffett

Now it's going to turn into the biggest media blitz since the Pope's divorce. — Dani Kollin

I'm no good at the one-liner thing. It's just not me. — Jamie Bell

You may as well tell our readers that death and taxes are coming back. — Dani Kollin

Bridget was so excited to see the giant Colin Firth statue, she almost had a stroke. But she couldn't quite reach. — Bridget Golightly

A sign to me is a one-liner, a symbol is very complex and my house is a series of symbols. — Charles Jencks

I am known as a one liner man because I don't give chance to people to read between the lines. — Amit Abraham

I'll always wait for you. Bye! Gotta go. — Vikrmn

A man's weakest spots are almost always closest to his passions. — Auliq Ice

The one-liner of this movie [ The Hollars], you've probably heard before: 'A guy goes home to his family and finds out about himself. — John Krasinski

It's always a good feeling when you can produce just the right one-liner to prove your point so tidily. — Emily Giffin