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Office Humour Quotes By John Geddes: You won't age? I promise you this -

You won't age? I promise you this - your hands will go shiny and transparent and at the slightest bruise they'll bleed ... — John Geddes

Office Humour Quotes By Colleen Oakley: Science can't explain why two specific people are

Science can't explain why two specific people are magnetically drawn to each other instead of repelled. Only love can. — Colleen Oakley

Office Humour Quotes By Christina Lauren: You sure you don't want me to bring

You sure you don't want me to bring you back something?" Her eyes moved in the direction of his office. "A hit man? Some holy water? — Christina Lauren

Office Humour Quotes By Susanna Clarke: In peacetime some sort of introduction is generally

In peacetime some sort of introduction is generally required to make a person's acquaintance; in war a small eatable will perform the same office. — Susanna Clarke

Office Humour Quotes By Honeya: If u want to work in Corporate, then

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess. — Honeya

Office Humour Quotes By Gerry Geek: It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as

It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as long as he doesn't cry. — Gerry Geek

Office Humour Quotes By James Cagney: I'm sick of carrying guns and beating up

I'm sick of carrying guns and beating up women. — James Cagney

Office Humour Quotes By Jeff Bezos: All businesses need to be young forever. If

All businesses need to be young forever. If your customer base ages with you, you're Woolworth's. — Jeff Bezos

Office Humour Quotes By M. Scott Peck: The denial of suffering is, in fact a

The denial of suffering is, in fact a better definition of illness than its acceptance. — M. Scott Peck

Office Humour Quotes By John Zakour: It was an office of a guy who

It was an office of a guy who won't take spam from anybody. — John Zakour

Office Humour Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: I moved out of my head office and

I moved out of my head office and went out of my mind. — Benny Bellamacina

Office Humour Quotes By Monica Crowley: We need to reform the health code so

We need to reform the health code so that people are incentivized to buy their own health insurance rather than have to get it through an employer. — Monica Crowley

Office Humour Quotes By Jackie Chan: I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid.

I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid. — Jackie Chan

Office Humour Quotes By Honeya: When People in sales are at work, they

When People in sales are at work, they are at war. — Honeya

Office Humour Quotes By Shelley Berman: Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been

Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form. — Shelley Berman