Rick Perry is now saying he thinks that Barack Obama's birth certificate is fake. I think Perry may have faked his driver's license.
— David Letterman
Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? I bet Obama is sorry now that he spent all that money on the new birth certificate. — David Letterman
Now I have something. In fact, I have posted on the Internet more than Obama has. My birth certificate actually has signatures. — Orly Taitz
You don't need to see my birth certificate, or my college records, or my legal writings, or ... anything. — Barack Obama
I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma. — Bill Maher
There are few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate. — Barack Obama
President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.' — David Letterman
Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate. — Ann Coulter
Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too. — George Lopez
What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he's Obama. — Rush Limbaugh
President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate. — David Letterman
