Nudist Quotes
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My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.
— Steven Wright
Changing from a player to a coach, I felt like a mosquito in a nudist colony. I didn't know where to begin.
— Pee Wee Reese
Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony.
— Johnny Carson
Everybody knows who Gandhi is. Who knows Jesse Stone?
— Jesse Stone
Being chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee is like being a mosquito in a nudist colony.
— John McCain
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.
— Will Rogers
Richard felt about as conspicuous as a foreskin at a Jewish nudist camp.
— Dylan J. Morgan
You'll never catch a nudist with his pants down.
— David Letterman
I never would've thought seeing a hundred naked people around a swimming pool would have been dullsville, but it is.
— Mark Haskell Smith
Dermot Reeve was so self-obsessed that even on the local nudist beach he only admired himself
— Simon Hughes
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
— Charles S. Swartz
It's only on the brink that people find the will to change. Only at the precipice do we evolve.
— John Cleese
The immediate issue here is whether the Pooh animals realise they constitute a de facto nudist colony.
— Frederick C. Crews
So many ideas come to you and you want to try them all, but you can't. You're like a mosquito in a nudist colony, you don't know where to start.
— Reggie Jackson
A nudist? In Edinburgh? Does he realise what parallel we're on?
— Alexander McCall Smith
You're a man milliner, Poirot. I never notice what people have on.""You should join a nudist colony — Agatha Christie
I'm a nudist at heart.
— Christopher Meloni
If you have written something that the film people want, like a book, it does give you a way in.
— Emma Donoghue
I'm a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends.
— Alanis Morissette
Forget 'redeeming social value,' dirty pictures are fun . When I die I want my ashes sprinkled over a nudist camp.
— L. Neil Smith
Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word "moon" a new cruel meaning.
— Ray Palla
I'm not gay, im just liberal-curious
— Kevin Rudd