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I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. — Steven Wright

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... — Ron White

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it. — Steven Wright

Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang. — Amit Kalantri

Spandex bodysuits, huh?" His eyes twinkled. "If that's what turns you on - I'm all for giving it a try. — J.C. Reed

He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light. — Yogi Berra

The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage. — Bob Hope

Life has a funny way of giving us answers when we haven't even asked the questions. — Jennifer Olds

Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. — Andy Borowitz

Don't try to give a funny opinion; give your opinion in a way that will be funny. — Franklyn Ajaye

I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw. — Tallulah Bankhead

Operator! Give me the number for 911! — Dan Castellaneta

I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try. — Gabriel Iglesias

If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up. — Shia Labeouf

When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS. — Sarah Silverman

You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in — Caleb Followill

Therefore, you might end up, like be dead, with still having that notion of 'not giving up' in your mind. — Jay Mark D. Saga-ad

Though the funny thing about never being asked for anything is that after a while you start to feel like maybe you don't have anything worth giving. — Lev Grossman

Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible. — Adam Carolla

It's a funny word, persistence. It means not giving up, but it also means just passing on through time. — Questlove

But I also happen to be someone who believes in tithing
the giving of a tenth . — Ronald Reagan

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop. — Alan Perlis

Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work. — Ellen DeGeneres

I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs. — Barbara Woodhouse

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator. — Helen Gurley Brown

Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more. — Catullus

Accents are funny. It sets me apart from the other girls doing comedy. It gives me more - how do you say? - pop-oo-laaarrrity. — Sofia Vergara

Posting dramatic charts or funny pictures is good and giving people smart reasons to believe what they already think is great. — Derek Thompson

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. — Jimmy Fallon

Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks. — Bauvard

Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family. — Bruce White

On the best tactic when playing alongside Kareem Abdul-Jabbar- Just give him the ball. — Magic Johnson

The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery. — Rachel Vincent

Living with computers gives funny ideas. — Wim Crouwel