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Husband and wife have no time left to spend together. Marriage took away our one reason for getting married.
— Erica Jong
Once upon a time, a man came from the sky and killed my wife. Beside him now, I walk on a mountain that floats over our world.
— Pierce Brown
He was really into family ... He'd never come on the road with me on the weekends 'cause he wanted to spend time with his wife.
— Amy Schumer
Chicago is fun. We've spent a lot of time there, about 15 years. My wife's parents and family live in Chicago, so that's a big selling point.
— Luke Donald
I can't be a wife. I'm not that sort of person. Wives have to compromise all the time.
— Sarah Brightman
You are the greatest wife of all times and I love you so much more' said my husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita
— Lailah Gifty Akita
There is no such thing as a good wife or a good husband. Only ones who bide their time.
— Catherynne M Valente
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
— Red Skelton
My wife likes me to point out that she puts our daughter down to sleep more often than I do, which gives me time to write stupid books about it.
— Adam Mansbach
My wife Lucy was very sick for nearly three years prior to her death. At one time, I was in the hospital with her for six months.
— Heber J. Grant
And who e'er said I wanted such a fiery-tongued woman to wife?"
"I'll wait until the two of you are married to tell Trulie you said that. — Maeve Greyson
"I'll wait until the two of you are married to tell Trulie you said that. — Maeve Greyson
I'm at a loss because I am in love with a man who is standing before me with no memories of me at all. (Time Traveler's Wife)
— Audrey Niffenegger
My wife is younger. At one point, I was twice her age. Of course, I was six at the time.
— Jarod Kintz
If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit
— Clement Freud
Amy: This time can we ... lose the bunk beds?
The Doctor: No Bunk beds are cool, a bed with a ladder, you can't beat that! — Neil Gaiman
The Doctor: No Bunk beds are cool, a bed with a ladder, you can't beat that! — Neil Gaiman
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
— Ella Harris
Like most men, he had a tough time believing that his wife had had any kind of interesting life before she met him. Which was ridiculous on its face.
— C.J. Box
Had the love been perennial, there won't have been murders of wives by husbands and murders of husbands by wives, who were lovers at a point of time.
— Girdhar Joshi
One wife is too much for most husbands to bear, But two at a time there's no mortal can bear.
— John Gay
Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'
— Rodney Dangerfield
I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife.
— Nicole Polizzi
When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.
— Mark Twain
There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'
— William Cosmo Monkhouse
A husband and wife found themselves in love with each other for the first time after twenty-seven years of marriage.
— Honore De Balzac
I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely.
— George Lopez
When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama.
— Mark Twain
I have the faith of a Breton peasant and by the time I die I hope to have the faith of a Breton peasant's wife.
— Louis Pasteur
I am happiest when I am with my wife, Susi, and our two boys exploring and loving something for the first time.
— Mario Batali