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If I do an interview with [Holocaust survivor] Elie Wiesel, am I required as a journalist to find a Holocaust denier? — Scott Pelley

I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals. — Norm MacDonald

ADD. A lifetime of distractions. — Darynda Jones

Stress and sleep deprivation had a funny way of liberating the mind from previously held truisms, replacing them with a more compliant desperation. — David Z. Hirsch

There is always an answer. When you can't find one, it means you have stopped trying. — Me

The individual is capable of both great compassion and great indifference. He has it within his means to nourish the former and outgrow the latter. — Norman Cousins

When you prepare, regularly work hard, create value, help others get what they want, and persevere ... the life of your dreams is INEVITABLE. — Matthew Loop

I see myself as a roving mosquito, choosing it's target. — Kenneth Williams

Merciful God.
Faithful God. — Lailah Gifty Akita

When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other. — Dana Carvey

Marriage does not exist for the benefit of the present generation but for the benefit of the next — Roger Scruton

You can't force your will on people. If you want them to act differently, you need to inspire them to change themselves — Phil Jackson

Laughter is the only medicine, without side effects. — Shannon L. Alder

There's no way the future's over for Martin Keown, Tony Adams or David Seaman. — Alan Shearer

Beatles. "All you need is love, love. Love is all you need. — Paul Levine

It's funny, there are so many women who are former executives and have taken all that stress and anxiety and transferred it onto their kids. — Ana Gasteyer

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with. — Ryan Lilly

We must never give a free hand to those who want to subjugate us, draw this line so that New York will never become New Mecca. — Geert Wilders

This is about these particular candidates in this particular year. That's what motivates me. — David Dinkins