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Did you just wipe your nose on me? he asked, finally. — Nicole Peeler

I've not only been around the block, but I've burned the block down. At least twice. — Nicole Peeler

I wasn't running now so much as stumbling quickly, panting like a geriatric lion. — Nicole Peeler

You're the champion, I reminded myself. You have to fight a dragon. You're not allowed to be scared of a penis. — Nicole Peeler

Your mother and I had a child because we wanted to share our love with someone, not because we wanted a nurse to take care of us in our old age. — Nicole Peeler

I was pretty sure I'd just had a nerdgasm. — Nicole Peeler

Then again, I threatened if my stomach got my head chopped off I'd never feed it again. — Nicole Peeler

Some heroes are born. Some are made. And some are bribed with promises of food and sex. — Nicole Peeler

I love you, puppy," I told him, just because I could.
"You just love my doggie style. — Nicole Peeler

They were paragons of conservative propriety in public, but in private they swung like pinatas. — Nicole Peeler

But the next noise to echo through the hall was one I was pretty sure I recognized. It was the unmistakable sound of the shit hitting the fan. — Nicole Peeler

You can make a positive out of most any negative if you work at it hard enough. — Sam Walton

I'd just met a talking garden gnome and the nightmare version of My Little Pony. — Nicole Peeler

I muscled through the moment with my usual delicacy. — Nicole Peeler

I shrieked incoherent, made up swear words as the pain stopped messing bent me over, and made me its bitch — Nicole Peeler

Sorry, no. I'm Magog, and I'm a raven. Not a selkie. she said, in a singsong accent I recognized as Welsh from watching Torchwood. — Nicole Peeler

It was when he was so casually clever, however, that I wanted to pickle his gherkin. — Nicole Peeler

I'd managed to snatch a few more hours of rest, which was all I needed, so I felt fine despite our marathon evening of debauchery. — Nicole Peeler

Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD — Doug Stanhope

The way I saw it, one of the single greatest advantages of being in a relationship was that you got to eat off the other person's plate. — Nicole Peeler

Our foibles are really what make us lovable. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Oh gods, Jane, the answer to all those questions is you. You turn me on; you're what I want; you make me growl. — Nicole Peeler

A good editor is like tinsel to a Christmas Tree ... they add the perfect amount of sparkle without being gaudy. — Bobbi Romans

So, like, Zeus was just some great big preternatural baby-daddy? — Nicole Peeler

I wanted to pull out his toenails and poke them in his eyeballs. — Nicole Peeler

My uncle and my grandfather both worked in the Brooklyn Navy Yard. — Dave Van Ronk

I swear to the gods that if you answer one more of my questions with a question, I am going to go all Tyson and bite your damned ear off ... — Nicole Peeler

That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas. — Nicole Peeler

Their perfect English accents. As if serving all their vowels on a fine set of tongs. — Colum McCann

My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong. — Nicole Peeler

Who the hell is afraid of a fridge but ties himself to a puma? — Peter Allison

He chose to eat his tart off my thighs, which I think we both enjoyed. — Nicole Peeler

A snow day literally and figuratively falls from the sky, unbidden, and seems like a thing of wonder. — Susan Orlean

Somewhere squidgy. Your belly, maybe?"
"I can't believe you called my belly 'squidgy.' It's not squidgy, it's pillowy. And sexy! — Nicole Peeler

I was with you right up until you said, 'Bring the pain.' I've only ever brought cookies, or the occasional casserole. — Nicole Peeler

He had this domineering way about him that totally ketchuped my tater tots - it was like he knew what I wanted more than I did. — Nicole Peeler