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If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh.
— Nick Swardson
Comedy is so subjective, you know what I mean? To sit there and technically pick it apart is so stupid.
— Nick Swardson
I have no problem doing gay stuff, I really don't care.
— Nick Swardson
The truest mark of being born with great qualities is to be born without envy.
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.
— Nick Swardson
I want to make my music and be a happy woman, a good wife, a good mom and one day hopefully have a child of my own.
— LeAnn Rimes
Freedom is a dangerous intoxicant and very few people can tolerate it in any quantity.
— Katherine Anne Porter
The regular path of virtue is to be pursued without any bend, and from no view to emolument.
— Mencius
Improv kind of goes hand in hand with what I do. I was on 'Reno 911!' for six years, and that was a completely improvised show.
— Nick Swardson
People don't stop being bullies when they grow up. They just dress differently to fool you.
— Patti Digh
Here, whatever is not boring is not English.
— Frederic Chopin