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New Updated Funny Quotes By Dennis Kucinich: First off, I never favored a constitutional amendment

First off, I never favored a constitutional amendment to criminalize abortion or to overturn Roe v. Wade. — Dennis Kucinich

New Updated Funny Quotes By Tehmina Durrani: I obeyed, but my crime was that I

I obeyed, but my crime was that I did not look obedient. — Tehmina Durrani

New Updated Funny Quotes By Friedrich Schiller: Glory to Women! They weave and entwine heavenly

Glory to Women! They weave and entwine heavenly roses into an earthly life. — Friedrich Schiller

New Updated Funny Quotes By Jimmy Rushing: The music business used to carry a certain

The music business used to carry a certain amount of brotherly love, but it isn't that way now. — Jimmy Rushing

New Updated Funny Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's

I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around. - Emmett Cullen — Stephenie Meyer

New Updated Funny Quotes By David Levithan: At some point last year, her gloom met

At some point last year, her gloom met my doom and she thought it was a good match. i'm not so sure, but at least i get coffee out of it. — David Levithan

New Updated Funny Quotes By Jeffrey A. White: The shortest path to peace is listening to

The shortest path to peace is listening to understand, empathy and a willingness to compromise to alleviate suffering. — Jeffrey A. White