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We have gotten so use to humor being something nasty and offensive that we started to believe that was the only way to get a laugh. — John Patrick Hickey

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember. — Terry Pratchett

If I could get hold of something nasty and drop it in the coffee urn, I could poison them all."
"Too bad your personality's not water-soluble. — Jesse Hajicek

Dorothy asked timidly: "Did his wife say anything?
"She sent her love to you."
Nora said: "Stop being nasty. — Dashiell Hammett

No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful. — Jeremy Clarkson

He spits out an epithet so nasty I think it's only legal in England. And then only when your favourite football club loses. — Tera Lynn Childs

The whole world is covered in buttons, and not one of them is mine! — Arnold Lobel

Sentimental outbreaks are like liquorice; when first you suck it, it's not bad, but afterwards it leaves a very nasty taste in the mouth. — Ivan Turgenev

Sleeping or waking, we hear not the airy footsteps of the strange things that almost happen. — Nathaniel Hawthorne

Our spiritual manhood in heaven will discard many things which we now count precious, as a full-grown man discards the treasures of his childhood. — Charles Spurgeon

Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants. — Dorothy Parker

It took years, honestly, to deal with the disappointment of Beijing. — Ryan Hall

There's nothing worse than the day you find out that your parents are nasty, horny mortals like everyone else. It just kills your childhood. — Candice Raquel Lee

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. — George Bernard Shaw

Always remember that you can explain things for people, but you can't comphrend for them. — Shannon L. Alder

People react to criticism in different ways, and my way is definitely to come out fighting. — David Beckham

When you say nasty things about people, you should never say the true ones, because you can't really trully and honestly take those back ... — John Green

That bitch fate had a nasty sense of humor. — Lorelei James

Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature. — Jasper Fforde

I know there's a lot of nasty humor directed at celebrities, but my feeling is, in most cases, they deserve it. — Doug Benson

Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships. — Sacha Baron Cohen