My Truck Quotes: top 34 famous quotes about My Truck

My Truck Quotes & Sayings

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Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!' — Emo Philips

From the get-go, my hair was programmed to fall out. One is grateful this so rarely happens with the pancreas or the eyeballs. — Michael Perry

I've got a lot of stuff in the bed of my truck. — Nicholas Sparks

I'll drive you home."
"On your white horse?"
"In my red truck. — Rainbow Rowell

I often conduct interviews in my truck. — William Shatner

I looked at my reflection in the rearview mirror. Some lipstick would go with this truck, I thought. — Jennifer Niven

I'm technologically challenged, so I finally hooked up Bluetooth in my truck so I can talk going down the road. — Kurt Busch

If I got hit by a truck, I would want to go to hospital, but if something is bothering me I will see my naturopath. — Pamela Sue Martin

My advice is: if you've got to be miserable to write great music, then drive a truck. — Chris Isaak

We went from crop to crop, field to field. And my father had that army truck, a 1940s army truck from Fort Bliss, El Paso. — Juan Felipe Herrera

I love road trips! My husband and I love that. We bought a truck with a bench seat so we could put the dog in the middle. — Barbra Streisand

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles! — Adam Sandler

I'll save a spot for you on the hood of my truck. — Laura Miller

When I'm with you, bells go off in my head like a moving truck that's backing up. — Jodi Picoult

I made my Broadway debut in the revival of Hair and followed it up with the bus and truck tour of Grease. — Peter Gallagher

You sank my truck, you insulted my sauce, and you violated Ramona! — Vic

I go four- wheeling in my truck. I also like to fish, cook, do stuff around my house. I even studied fencing for awhile. — Luke Perry

I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South? — Johnny Knoxville

My dad was a cross-country truck driver. — John Searles

Maybe you'll get lucky." I said bleakly, lurching on my feet. "Maybe I'll get hit by a truck on my way back. — Stephenie Meyer

I have songs to write and songs to sing and planes to fly and I want to see my old yellow truck again. — Jennifer Niven

Yeah, well ... No, I mean sex in my truck. Sex with a man I just met. Sex in a freaking parking lot.
He grinned. That's a lot of firsts. — Laura Kaye

I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck. — Chris Rock

Trust me, today not even my Timex could take a licking and keep on ticking. Give me a Tonka truck and I'll squash it with my ink pen. (Taryn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say "My Bad!". — Bill Engvall

I'm so ready you could drive a truck straight up my ass and I would bend over and push back until it was in to the rear bumper. — Cameron Dane

She makes my old pick-up truck feel like a limousine. — Rhett Akins

I have a pickup truck. And I prefer to be with dogs or on my sailboat than in a car - actually, more than any other place on Earth. — Gary Paulsen

You put things off and then one morning you wake up and say - today I will change the oil in my truck. — Charles Portis

This has been, all in all, a memorable day. If my luck holds out, I should get hit by a truck on my way home. — Celeste Holm

I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet. — Adam DeVine

I just want to tailgate, drink beer, and hang out in the middle of nowhere in a pick-up truck. That's my ideal date. — Ronda Rousey

I worked on the United Parcel Service truck, I sold home delivery of milk. But always, in the back of my mind, I wanted to get into radio. — Larry King

I'm driving my old car until I'm on a first name basis with the low tow truck drivers! — Michelle Singletary