My Moms Quotes
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Moms were psychic and evil.
— Gwenda Bond
Moms in fiction and memoir get a bad rap.
— Kelly Corrigan
Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad
— Denis Leary
I'm one of those moms who's at the bus stop with my camcorder every year, with my phone taking a million pictures as they get on the bus.
— Melissa Gorga
I don't want nothing old but some old money. Buy me some young ideas. That's what I'm gonna do with it.
— Moms Mabley
My daughter just thinks that all moms fly the Space Shuttle
— Eileen Collins
Moms aren't the best audience for medication humor.
— David Levithan
I'm just one of many moms who will say an extra prayer each night for our sons and daughters going into harm's way.
— Sarah Palin
Being a mom can be so isolating, and hanging out with other moms is very, very healthy.
— Kristen Bell
I gained, I think, 65 pounds when I was pregnant. And I will say to moms out there, 'Don't stress about losing it. It will happen when it happens.'
— Vanessa Lachey
Hope is the greatest thing for moms of autism. Hope is what gets us out of bed in the morning. I'm on a mission to tell parents that there is a way.
— Jenny McCarthy
I always hated perfect TV moms because I always thought that was unrealistic.
— Patricia Richardson
Claire: Seriously? My mom? Let you in my room? In the middle of the night?Michael: Moms like me. — Rachel Caine
I have a special place in my heart for working moms - it's a constant pull on your heartstrings.
— Angela Kinsey
Apart from sharing my tips on toys or snacks, I'm open to hearing new ideas from other moms. I want to learn, too.
— Heidi Klum
Moms are so hard to understand! They'll never allow us to go on diet for fitness but forcefully make us fast in the name of God!~Swapna Rajput~ — Swapna Rajput
And honestly, given the choice of facing my mother or a vampire, I think I'd always choose the latter.
— Krystle Jones
Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms.
— W.C. Fields
It's not witch-crafty or anything! I suggest it to all moms!
— January Jones
Still, good boys liked to make their moms happy, and Blay had always been a good boy. His
— J.R. Ward
There are 80 million moms in the United States. Forty million stay at home with their children.
— Andrew Shue
Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.
— Trey Parker
I have a husband, and babysitters; I find it hard. I find it amazing how single moms do it.
— Melissa Peterman
I don't want to be known as just a 'Dance Moms' competitor. I'd really like to be known for all of Sia's work, too.
— Maddie Ziegler
I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.
— Garry Shandling
I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
— Louis C.K.
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[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it.
— Moms Mabley
There are generations of women who left the workforce to be moms, and their kids grow up, and they think, "Well, what now?"
— Kathryn Hahn
MY MOUTH OPENED.Way to go, Clare. Way to impress the mother of a prospective boyfriend. Moms love their boys to date psycho overprotective girls. — Kim Harrington
I'm not one of those Hollywood moms where my kid is three weeks old and I'm a size zero. I'm a real woman and I'm a working woman and a working mom.
— Kimora Lee Simmons
My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor's office and make people sick.
— Moms Mabley
I stumble and fall.I weep and struggle to rise.
My mom feels it all. — Richelle E. Goodrich
I have a quick shout out to all the moms ... I know it's hard, but try to love your body after baby.
— Leigh-Allyn Baker
Sometimes the MOM who's always there for everyone else, needs someone to be there for HER.
— Tanya Masse
Balance in impossible; memories are better. (TILT-7 Solutions To Be A Guilt-free Working Mom)
— Marci Fair
She went from angry to calm so fast that he wondered if she wasn't the Ferrari of moms. Her top speed had to be .65 nanoseconds.' (Nick)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I like showing moms what it's really like having a baby, and how it's not Hollywood life.
— Bethenny Frankel
I'm just glad you're safe. My beautiful boy is here. That's all I care about, Tom. Nothing else matters.
— Josh Lacey
My purpose is to refuel, refresh and rejuvenate moms.
— Lisa Whelchel
It's amazing how a conversation between two moms ends up sounding like a battle between people with Tourette's.
— Heather Balog
We are seeing it. We are seeing the fabric of this country fall apart, and it's falling apart because of single moms.
— Rick Santorum
If moms aren't entertaining, they're pains in the ass. And you can quote me on this.
— Harriet Showman
I would give up, but that will teach my kids that it's okay to be a failure and I refuse to ruin their lives like that!
— Mignon' Talise Padilla
One of the strongest loves I've ever witnessed is the love a mother has for her child.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Feminists have mocked full-time motherhood as silly and old fashioned. Maybe they're right. I mean, what do moms do really?
— Kimberly Guilfoyle
A child embarrassed by his mother," she said, "is just a child who hasn't lived long enough.
— Mitch Albom
Imagine a 15-year-old kid saying, 'I have two moms - it's cool.' I don't fear that at all.
— Henry Rollins
Kids who don't have moms suffer a lifetime.
— Laura Schlessinger
Sons love moms forevermore.
— Juan Williams
The time spent on family is not a sacrifice. You are living a life with choices; when you make the right ones, you have a good life.
— Laura Schlessinger
When moms and dads put their kids in acting class, good luck. Because you're just filling them with stuff they don't need yet.
— Anna Chlumsky
Never trust nobody, your moms will set your ass up.
— The Notorious B.I.G.