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Moms were psychic and evil. — Gwenda Bond

I believe that we are better together. We make each other better moms, better humans. We need each other, because mothering is just too darn hard. — Melanie Dale

Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I'm holding him for the police. — Moms Mabley

Moms in fiction and memoir get a bad rap. — Kelly Corrigan

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad — Denis Leary

It's the moms who always have to work a little harder, to make everything right. — Ann Romney

I'm one of those moms who's at the bus stop with my camcorder every year, with my phone taking a million pictures as they get on the bus. — Melissa Gorga

I don't want nothing old but some old money. Buy me some young ideas. That's what I'm gonna do with it. — Moms Mabley

The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield. — Tina Fey

My daughter just thinks that all moms fly the Space Shuttle — Eileen Collins

Moms aren't the best audience for medication humor. — David Levithan

I'm just one of many moms who will say an extra prayer each night for our sons and daughters going into harm's way. — Sarah Palin

Being a mom is hard, I think a lot of working moms feel that way. — Gwen Stefani

Being a mom can be so isolating, and hanging out with other moms is very, very healthy. — Kristen Bell

I used to be embarrassed by my mom, but now I know what she is - she's a hero. — Carrie Jones

I gained, I think, 65 pounds when I was pregnant. And I will say to moms out there, 'Don't stress about losing it. It will happen when it happens.' — Vanessa Lachey

Hope is the greatest thing for moms of autism. Hope is what gets us out of bed in the morning. I'm on a mission to tell parents that there is a way. — Jenny McCarthy

I always hated perfect TV moms because I always thought that was unrealistic. — Patricia Richardson

Claire: Seriously? My mom? Let you in my room? In the middle of the night?
Michael: Moms like me. — Rachel Caine

I have a special place in my heart for working moms - it's a constant pull on your heartstrings. — Angela Kinsey

Apart from sharing my tips on toys or snacks, I'm open to hearing new ideas from other moms. I want to learn, too. — Heidi Klum

Moms are so hard to understand! They'll never allow us to go on diet for fitness but forcefully make us fast in the name of God!
~Swapna Rajput~ — Swapna Rajput

And honestly, given the choice of facing my mother or a vampire, I think I'd always choose the latter. — Krystle Jones

Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms. — W.C. Fields

It's not witch-crafty or anything! I suggest it to all moms! — January Jones

Still, good boys liked to make their moms happy, and Blay had always been a good boy. His — J.R. Ward

My desire, my passion, was to help moms with practical encouragement. — Lisa Whelchel

There are 80 million moms in the United States. Forty million stay at home with their children. — Andrew Shue

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000. — Trey Parker

I have a husband, and babysitters; I find it hard. I find it amazing how single moms do it. — Melissa Peterman

I think moms need to share information on a regular, intimate basis. — Susie Bright

I don't want to be known as just a 'Dance Moms' competitor. I'd really like to be known for all of Sia's work, too. — Maddie Ziegler

I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms. — Garry Shandling

I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash. — Louis C.K.

[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it. — Moms Mabley

There are generations of women who left the workforce to be moms, and their kids grow up, and they think, "Well, what now?" — Kathryn Hahn

My heart and prayers go out to all single moms because it's tough, and I can't imagine any teenager dealing with a baby and all those hormones raging. — Jill Scott

Moms don't need magic. Momdar works just fine without it. — Jill Nojack

My mom called me up and said you almost had that one, moms are the greatest, you can't do wrong by your Mom. She blames it on everybody else but me. — Joel Dreessen

MY MOUTH OPENED.
Way to go, Clare. Way to impress the mother of a prospective boyfriend. Moms love their boys to date psycho overprotective girls. — Kim Harrington

I've been playing sexually aware women most of my life. At this point I expected to be playing moms and wives. It's exciting to play a femme fatale. — Kim Cattrall

Black women, white women- all of them. I'm colorblind. I don't know the difference. I only know you're a human being and you're my children. — Moms Mabley

I'm not one of those Hollywood moms where my kid is three weeks old and I'm a size zero. I'm a real woman and I'm a working woman and a working mom. — Kimora Lee Simmons

My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor's office and make people sick. — Moms Mabley

Dutch in my ear, Olde E in my palm,
I Freddy Krueger your face, Michael Myers your moms.
You botherin mine? That's when I'm sparkin the nine. — Sean Price

I stumble and fall.
I weep and struggle to rise.
My mom feels it all. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Young, new moms need coffee to survive. Older moms with teenagers need cocktails. — Sandra Lake

I've played so many moms, best friends, sisters and understanding people. — Rita Wilson

I have a quick shout out to all the moms ... I know it's hard, but try to love your body after baby. — Leigh-Allyn Baker

Sometimes the MOM who's always there for everyone else, needs someone to be there for HER. — Tanya Masse

Balance in impossible; memories are better. (TILT-7 Solutions To Be A Guilt-free Working Mom) — Marci Fair

She went from angry to calm so fast that he wondered if she wasn't the Ferrari of moms. Her top speed had to be .65 nanoseconds.' (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Moms, take it from me: do not buy your baby too many shoes when they're so tiny, because their feet grow every week. — Ciara

It's like our daddies and moms always used to tell us growing up, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you earn. — Tom Brands

I like showing moms what it's really like having a baby, and how it's not Hollywood life. — Bethenny Frankel

I'm just glad you're safe. My beautiful boy is here. That's all I care about, Tom. Nothing else matters. — Josh Lacey

I love playing moms. It's a lot easier than being a mom, I hear. — Faith Ford

My purpose is to refuel, refresh and rejuvenate moms. — Lisa Whelchel

Working moms, stay at home moms, they're both extremely hard jobs. — Hilary Rosen

It's amazing how a conversation between two moms ends up sounding like a battle between people with Tourette's. — Heather Balog

We are seeing it. We are seeing the fabric of this country fall apart, and it's falling apart because of single moms. — Rick Santorum

If moms aren't entertaining, they're pains in the ass. And you can quote me on this. — Harriet Showman

Moms, let's pledge to build each other up instead of tearing each other down. — Lysa TerKeurst

Moms can be fresh, fly and young, and that's the kind of mom I want to be. — Ciara

I would give up, but that will teach my kids that it's okay to be a failure and I refuse to ruin their lives like that! — Mignon' Talise Padilla

Yeah when I was 7 or 8 my moms would have little parties, and I would play the music. — Kurtis Blow

We have a broad range of snackers - moms, kids and healthy active people. — Keith Belling

One of the strongest loves I've ever witnessed is the love a mother has for her child. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Feminists have mocked full-time motherhood as silly and old fashioned. Maybe they're right. I mean, what do moms do really? — Kimberly Guilfoyle

A child embarrassed by his mother," she said, "is just a child who hasn't lived long enough. — Mitch Albom

Imagine a 15-year-old kid saying, 'I have two moms - it's cool.' I don't fear that at all. — Henry Rollins

Sometimes, moms have to be creative to get their babies to eat healthy. — Kym Whitley

Kids who don't have moms suffer a lifetime. — Laura Schlessinger

Sons love moms forevermore. — Juan Williams

Form a mothers' group. A mothers' group is when a bunch of moms — R.J. Palacio

The time spent on family is not a sacrifice. You are living a life with choices; when you make the right ones, you have a good life. — Laura Schlessinger

We're not giving moms credit when we pose them as the decisive factor in a child's development, we're sticking them with the bill. — Anonymous

LOVE is like Playing Checkers. You have to know which Man to MOVE. — Moms Mabley

When moms and dads put their kids in acting class, good luck. Because you're just filling them with stuff they don't need yet. — Anna Chlumsky

Never trust nobody, your moms will set your ass up. — The Notorious B.I.G.