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I hate that there's never anyting good on TV on Saturday afternoons. It's like even the networks are trying to get you off your ass and have a life.
— Julie Murphy
You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and Not End Up Like This: The Thoroughly Disgraceful Life & Times of Willie Donaldson.
— Jay Nordlinger
If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell.
— David Cook
How is it that food STILL contains calories that make you gain weight in the 21st CENTURY?! It's like scientists aren't even trying!
— Tanya Masse
It's funny how the night that changes your life forever starts out like all the others.
— Marisha Pessl
We are not always funny, but like a life with Fun
— Jan Jansen
One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'
— Adam Ferrara
I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen.
— Holly Hood
Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an insane monkey.
— Charlotte Perkins Gilman
So often, I read scripts and am like, 'This would never happen in real life. It's not trying to be funny. It's trying to be serious.'
— Shailene Woodley
I've done so many sex scenes in my life and it's much easier to do a funny sex scene than a sex scene that is supposed to look like it feels.
— Stellan Skarsgard
Yes. Yes, when we live our life like 1950s detective films. I often go to my fridge, "Hullo, we're out of milk. I say mother, where's the milk?"
— Bill Bailey
It's funny how one life-changing event could make you forget what happiness felt like.
— Christie Cote
Therefore, you might end up, like be dead, with still having that notion of 'not giving up' in your mind.
— Jay Mark D. Saga-ad
It's funny how life works like a seesaw: Some things go up while others plunge down.
— Sophie Kinsella
I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.
— Whoopi Goldberg
I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
— Zach Galifianakis
Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous game of life.
— Dennis Conner
Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah,
— Patrick Thomas
We all have that one friend that walks into your home like its their home
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".
— Russell Beland
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about anything.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell.
— N.R. Walker