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My Life Joke Quotes By Charlotte Shane: I am still capable of feeling used. I I am still capable of feeling used. I am still capable of having a sexual experience that makes me feel like my entire life has been a mean joke. Charlotte Shane
My Life Joke Quotes By Andy Kaufman: I never told a joke in my life. I never told a joke in my life. Andy Kaufman
My Life Joke Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: Everything about life is a joke. Don't you Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that? Kurt Vonnegut
My Life Joke Quotes By Barbara Kingsolver: A life was a life. She'd been orphaned A life was a life. She'd been orphaned at an age to internalize death as poor material for a joke. And likewise, salvation. Barbara Kingsolver
My Life Joke Quotes By Cinda Williams Chima: You do not respond to an attempt on You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke. Cinda Williams Chima
My Life Joke Quotes By Janet Jackson: Too many lives go up in smoke - Too many lives go up in smoke - It's nice to laugh but don't be the joke. Janet Jackson
My Life Joke Quotes By Howie Mandel: I needed time to stand back and go I needed time to stand back and go through a lot more experience in life. Then I have something to write about, joke or to animate. Howie Mandel
My Life Joke Quotes By Janvier Chouteu-Chando: Life is a mighty joke that is not Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando
My Life Joke Quotes By Agatha Christie: All life is a jest, Imhotep - and All life is a jest, Imhotep - and it is death who laughs last. Do you not hear it at every feast? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die. — Agatha Christie
My Life Joke Quotes By Dohee: You only get one chance at life, not You only get one chance at life, not two! Don't joke around with your own life. — Dohee
My Life Joke Quotes By Chloe Neill: If you can't make a joke at a If you can't make a joke at a time like this, what's the point of living? — Chloe Neill
My Life Joke Quotes By Garrison Keillor: You can go your whole life and not You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. — Garrison Keillor
My Life Joke Quotes By Lisa M. Cronkhite: Life is a joke. Laugh out loud. Life is a joke. Laugh out loud. — Lisa M. Cronkhite
My Life Joke Quotes By Kresley Cole: Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. -NATALIE — Kresley Cole
My Life Joke Quotes By Cameron Jace: Grow up, study, get your certificates, get married, Grow up, study, get your certificates, get married, have kids, and die. Thank you very much for attending the joke called life. They — Cameron Jace
My Life Joke Quotes By Marty Rubin: A good joke is life laughing at itself. A good joke is life laughing at itself. — Marty Rubin
My Life Joke Quotes By Stephan Attia: Life is a joke, even though it is Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny. — Stephan Attia
My Life Joke Quotes By Carrie Fisher: Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line. — Carrie Fisher
My Life Joke Quotes By Jack Handy: I hope life isn't a big joke, because I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. — Jack Handy
My Life Joke Quotes By Cindy McCain: Gweneth [sic] Paltrow is a joke. Her life Gweneth [sic] Paltrow is a joke. Her life is like taking bullets for a soldier. What a joke! My 2 sons serving in the military should talk to her, — Cindy McCain
My Life Joke Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: Trust Emmett to find the joke in the Trust Emmett to find the joke in the destruction of my life. — Stephenie Meyer
My Life Joke Quotes By Kresley Cole: In general, I tried not to take myself In general, I tried not to take myself too seriously - I called myself "the manalyst," after all. My life's motto: Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. — Kresley Cole
My Life Joke Quotes By Andrew Barger: If you can't laugh at your life, then If you can't laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. — Andrew Barger
My Life Joke Quotes By Honeya: If u want to work in Corporate, then If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess. — Honeya
My Life Joke Quotes By Rick Riordan: It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. — Rick Riordan
My Life Joke Quotes By Milton Berle: I never stole a joke in my life. I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. — Milton Berle
My Life Joke Quotes By Criss Jami: Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself, Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself, but the joke's on them. — Criss Jami
My Life Joke Quotes By Corinne Michaels: Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final. — Corinne Michaels
My Life Joke Quotes By Stephen King: As if life were a joke, and heaven As if life were a joke, and heaven the place where the cosmic punchline is finally explained to us. There — Stephen King
My Life Joke Quotes By Steven Bochco: I remember practically every joke I've ever heard I remember practically every joke I've ever heard in my life. — Steven Bochco
My Life Joke Quotes By Ashleigh Brilliant: Life is too important to be taken as Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously. — Ashleigh Brilliant
My Life Joke Quotes By Lynda Barry: In life there are always these things happening In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. — Lynda Barry
My Life Joke Quotes By Jimmy Buffett: What if life is just a cosmic joke, What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear. — Jimmy Buffett
My Life Joke Quotes By Adventure Time: When bad things happen, I know you want When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light. — Adventure Time
My Life Joke Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: Time is ticking, and your online twinkling is Time is ticking, and your online twinkling is limited. — Santosh Kalwar
My Life Joke Quotes By Petra Hermans: Biggest Denial God Has Ever Made : The Biggest Denial God Has Ever Made : The Love
Of My Life! — Petra Hermans
My Life Joke Quotes By Jonathan Woodrow: all the hardships in life were all a all the hardships in life were all a big joke and there was no need to be sad or depressed about them. — Jonathan Woodrow
My Life Joke Quotes By Neil Gaiman: Hey, that's life, flick it off if you Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke. — Neil Gaiman
My Life Joke Quotes By Robert A. Heinlein: I have never been able to see life I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than cry. — Robert A. Heinlein
My Life Joke Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: Or maybe it was just that my life Or maybe it was just that my life was a big, cruel joke, and there was no escape from the punch line. — Stephenie Meyer
My Life Joke Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
My Life Joke Quotes By Heather Sellers: When something makes no sense, sometimes you make When something makes no sense, sometimes you make something of it. A joke. A spiritual practice. A life. — Heather Sellers
My Life Joke Quotes By Richelle Mead: You make a joke out of everything.Life's too You make a joke out of everything.
Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead
My Life Joke Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: If life is a joke, let us play If life is a joke, let us play it. — Santosh Kalwar
My Life Joke Quotes By Andy Roddick: I'll be the first to admit it, the I'll be the first to admit it, the life I'm leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it, but I can't fake it, you know? — Andy Roddick