My Life Joke Quotes

I am still capable of feeling used. I am still capable of having a sexual experience that makes me feel like my entire life has been a mean joke. — Charlotte Shane

I had no job at the time and was living off the cruel joke I referred to as my savings. — David Sedaris

I never told a joke in my life. — Andy Kaufman

People joke about me that I talk in voiceovers. I have that sort of inflection. But I do talk in voiceovers. I have done it my whole life. — Matt Nix

Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that? — Kurt Vonnegut

Never joke about the job of your friend. He/she feeds their family with it and it affects their dignity! — Rossana Condoleo

A life was a life. She'd been orphaned at an age to internalize death as poor material for a joke. And likewise, salvation. — Barbara Kingsolver

Life plays the same lovely and agonizing joke on all of us. — F Scott Fitzgerald

You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke. — Cinda Williams Chima

Often women are pitted against each other for an easy joke, so they fight or steal each other's boyfriends. That's not really true to life. — Hannah Simone

Too many lives go up in smoke - It's nice to laugh but don't be the joke. — Janet Jackson

Life is a joke that's just begun. — W.S. Gilbert

I needed time to stand back and go through a lot more experience in life. Then I have something to write about, joke or to animate. — Howie Mandel

Life, it seems, delivers the best punch lines only after we've forgotten we were part of a joke. — David Arnold

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

All life is a jest, Imhotep - and it is death who laughs last. Do you not hear it at every feast? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die. — Agatha Christie

You only get one chance at life, not two! Don't joke around with your own life. — Dohee

If you can't make a joke at a time like this, what's the point of living? — Chloe Neill

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. — Garrison Keillor

Life is a joke. Laugh out loud. — Lisa M. Cronkhite

Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. -NATALIE — Kresley Cole

Grow up, study, get your certificates, get married, have kids, and die. Thank you very much for attending the joke called life. They — Cameron Jace

A good joke is life laughing at itself. — Marty Rubin

Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny. — Stephan Attia

Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line. — Carrie Fisher

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. — Jack Handy

Gweneth [sic] Paltrow is a joke. Her life is like taking bullets for a soldier. What a joke! My 2 sons serving in the military should talk to her, — Cindy McCain

Trust Emmett to find the joke in the destruction of my life. — Stephenie Meyer

In general, I tried not to take myself too seriously - I called myself "the manalyst," after all. My life's motto: Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. — Kresley Cole

If you can't laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. — Andrew Barger

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess. — Honeya

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. — Rick Riordan

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. — Milton Berle

Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself, but the joke's on them. — Criss Jami

Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final. — Corinne Michaels

As if life were a joke, and heaven the place where the cosmic punchline is finally explained to us. There — Stephen King

I remember practically every joke I've ever heard in my life. — Steven Bochco

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously. — Ashleigh Brilliant

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. — Lynda Barry

What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear. — Jimmy Buffett

When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light. — Adventure Time

Time is ticking, and your online twinkling is limited. — Santosh Kalwar

Biggest Denial God Has Ever Made : The Love
Of My Life! — Petra Hermans

all the hardships in life were all a big joke and there was no need to be sad or depressed about them. — Jonathan Woodrow

Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke. — Neil Gaiman

I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than cry. — Robert A. Heinlein

Or maybe it was just that my life was a big, cruel joke, and there was no escape from the punch line. — Stephenie Meyer

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When something makes no sense, sometimes you make something of it. A joke. A spiritual practice. A life. — Heather Sellers

You make a joke out of everything.
Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead

If life is a joke, let us play it. — Santosh Kalwar

I'll be the first to admit it, the life I'm leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it, but I can't fake it, you know? — Andy Roddick