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I am still capable of feeling used. I am still capable of having a sexual experience that makes me feel like my entire life has been a mean joke.
— Charlotte Shane
I had no job at the time and was living off the cruel joke I referred to as my savings.
— David Sedaris
I never told a joke in my life.
— Andy Kaufman
Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that?
— Kurt Vonnegut
Never joke about the job of your friend. He/she feeds their family with it and it affects their dignity!
— Rossana Condoleo
A life was a life. She'd been orphaned at an age to internalize death as poor material for a joke. And likewise, salvation.
— Barbara Kingsolver
Life plays the same lovely and agonizing joke on all of us.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke.
— Cinda Williams Chima
Often women are pitted against each other for an easy joke, so they fight or steal each other's boyfriends. That's not really true to life.
— Hannah Simone
Life is a joke that's just begun.
— W.S. Gilbert
I needed time to stand back and go through a lot more experience in life. Then I have something to write about, joke or to animate.
— Howie Mandel
Life, it seems, delivers the best punch lines only after we've forgotten we were part of a joke.
— David Arnold
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
All life is a jest, Imhotep - and it is death who laughs last. Do you not hear it at every feast? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die.
— Agatha Christie
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.
— Garrison Keillor
Life is a joke. Laugh out loud.
— Lisa M. Cronkhite
Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. -NATALIE
— Kresley Cole
Grow up, study, get your certificates, get married, have kids, and die. Thank you very much for attending the joke called life. They
— Cameron Jace
A good joke is life laughing at itself.
— Marty Rubin
Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny.
— Stephan Attia
Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.
— Carrie Fisher
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Trust Emmett to find the joke in the destruction of my life.
— Stephenie Meyer
Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final.
— Corinne Michaels
As if life were a joke, and heaven the place where the cosmic punchline is finally explained to us. There
— Stephen King
I remember practically every joke I've ever heard in my life.
— Steven Bochco
Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.
— Ashleigh Brilliant
When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light.
— Adventure Time
Time is ticking, and your online twinkling is limited.
— Santosh Kalwar
Biggest Denial God Has Ever Made : The LoveOf My Life! — Petra Hermans
all the hardships in life were all a big joke and there was no need to be sad or depressed about them.
— Jonathan Woodrow
Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke.
— Neil Gaiman
I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than cry.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Or maybe it was just that my life was a big, cruel joke, and there was no escape from the punch line.
— Stephenie Meyer
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When something makes no sense, sometimes you make something of it. A joke. A spiritual practice. A life.
— Heather Sellers
You make a joke out of everything.Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead
If life is a joke, let us play it.
— Santosh Kalwar
