My Funny Brother Quotes
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My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.
— Henny Youngman
Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"
— Red Buttons
Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us.
— Dean Koontz
Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.
— Lord Chesterfield
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!"
— Billy Connolly
I was flying with my brother, and he challenged me to work out on the airplane. He thought it was funny - and I did it!
— Izabel Goulart
He told me that if you yelled out "JAMBA!" at full volume, all the employees would yell back "JUICE!" He lied.
— Morgan Matson
If you want to see something funny, it's a tough hood sticking his tongue out at his big brother.
— S.E. Hinton
To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said, raising a glass. "And my brother, who is their king.
— Susan Mallery
My brother spent a large portion of the agonizingly slow drive to school banging his forehead on the stearing wheel.
— Michelle Hodkin
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."
— Frank Carson
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.
— Henny Youngman
You tell your brother he's gonna pay for that car in silver.
— Neal Shusterman
Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?
— Jeaniene Frost
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".
— Henny Youngman
