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My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.
— Jo Brand
She is my girlfriend, I can do whatever I want to her. In fact, I'm going to take her home and fuck her from here to eternity, how about that?
— Ani San
I'm a card-carrying member of Team Boyfriend, and after last night, I can honestly say that Team One-Night-Stand sucks balls.
— Elle Kennedy
Moments is about a girl dying and her boyfriend committing suicide because he can't live without her
— Ed Sheeran
I am not the worst thing that can happen to you, but I will be the last. ~Caesar~ The Goodbye Man.
— A. Giannoccaro
You're the cure? I hope you come in a portable version, like a laptop. Can you find me a boyfriend while you're at it?
— Larry Kramer
If you have breakouts, it can be really healing, it's a little bit stinky, but if you're not sleeping over at your boyfriend's, it's really effective
— Scarlett Johansson
I help relationships come to an end or help them go to the next level. It can be boyfriend or girlfriend, or if you want to quit your job.
— Shannen Doherty
Like a phoenix rising through the fire, my Robbie, my Tesoro rises forward, and I hope and pray that he can take him out.
— M.R. Field
Have to stay together, can't switch band, but you can have a boyfriend, have to get a boyfriend..!!!
— Kim Kyu-jong
Tell her to come in. Let's see if we can help sucker her boyfriend into a lifetime commitment." - Jeff, HOOK, LINE AND SINK HIM
— Jackie Pilossoph
I don't think Kitty's been fixed yet. We can see about getting her a nice cat boyfriend and creating some cat grandchildren for her to fret over.
— Bernie Su
I knew he was your boyfriend. Ellie Marie, I can't believe you lied to me, you hooker!
— Courtney Allison Moulton
No boyfriend! Why not?
Eligible men are scarce - most of them are buried in France.
What about them Americans?
Oh, no. I can't. — David Dennington
Eligible men are scarce - most of them are buried in France.
What about them Americans?
Oh, no. I can't. — David Dennington
How much is a chocolate boyfriend - can I have one?
— Christopher
I'm a very loyal boyfriend. I'm a bit of a joker ... I can be romantic, but not too sickly.
— Louis Tomlinson
No boyfriend, just misery. Well, misery is good for the figure. And only misery can teach you what happiness is.
— Natalie Meg Evans
He is a good kisser. I can definitely vouch for that.
— Emma Watson
I can't figure it out yet, just how to make it perfect for you, but I'm closer than I was yesterday
— Michael Tolcher
Sometimes you have to leave someone special without any reason, Sometimes you can't leave the person with thousands of reason to leave
— Sid
We are not a civilized country if we can read in a newspaper what a lady tells her boyfriend or husband.
— Silvio Berlusconi
His chest stretched wider, and his muscles cut a sharper image. "My boyfriend can beat up yours," she whispered to her mother.
— Rebecca Zanetti
Can you wait until I'm gone to be her boyfriend? Cause right now, I like to think of you as my boyfriend.
— Sean Waller
I'm not her buddy. I'm her boyfriend, and I'll knock you the fuck out before you can scratch the paint.
— Jamie McGuire
I am in fact, a sad little girl, still in love with my first boyfriend, who lives five and a half thousand miles away and can't be mine.
— Kerry Heavens
(One of the reasons we broke up. What's fine in a best friend can be deeply wrong in a boyfriend.)
— Sarah Rees Brennan