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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
— Larry David
Marriage as an institution is not so much threatened by same-sex couples as it is by heterosexuals' increasing indifference to it,
— Mike Huckabee
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once ... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
— Henny Youngman
Am I the only one who secretly hopes that the Curiosity rover will be swallowed up by a giant alien worm living just below Mars's surface?
— Victoria Laurie
It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.
— Robert Orben
Everywhere bees go racing with the hours, / For every bee becomes a drunken lover, / Standing upon his head to sup the flowers.
— Vita Sackville-West
I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.
— Cathy Guisewite
Warriors achieve more than worriers.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.
— Michael Caine
Nothing is more egregious than greedy politicians.
— Sonia Rumzi
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before. — Barry F. Beck
I think I've forgotten this before. — Barry F. Beck
Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.
— Don Johnson
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
— E. Joseph Cossman