Murphy's Quotes

Buddy ran down the road, turned into another street, and vanished as if he had never been there, like another ghost from New Orleans's past. — Hunter Murphy

There's always competition out there. That's what makes life exciting. — Carolyn Murphy

I hate that there's never anyting good on TV on Saturday afternoons. It's like even the networks are trying to get you off your ass and have a life. — Julie Murphy

God's got nothing to do with this. Talk to me. I'm your Master. — Riley Murphy

Smile! Tom orrow will be worse! — Warren Murphy

Where is your unit?" Murphy asked.
I wiggled my eyebrows at her. "Right where it's always been, dollface. — Jim Butcher

It's a corollary to Murphy's law. If you're not prepared, bad things will happen. If you are, nothing goes wrong. — Cherise Sinclair

Yeah, at home it's all moonbeams and puppy-dog tails, so I guess I do have a darker side - and I like writing about it. — Ryan Murphy

I don't agree with everything that any of our political leaders say or believe - that's going to happen sometimes. — Dale Murphy

In certain circumstances, basically shit ones, it's fight or flight. With Tommy it's always fright and flight. — Terry Weible Murphy

I swear on Annie's grave," Gary repeated to Mel, "this ain't my fault. They were like this when I picked 'em up at the station. — C.E. Murphy

I'd love to be a man for a day, just to see what it's like. — Brittany Murphy

The right thing. It's there in the way she says my name. It's music. — Melyssa Winchester

Murphy's Law, that brash proletarian restatement of Godel's Theorem ... — Thomas Pynchon

Brittany Murphy ... who knows if she's going to be around. Kirsten Dunst, I think she's really boring. Reese Witherspoon? She can open a movie. — Jackie Collins

You actually can make it, no matter what. I truly am a firm believer in that. Eminem's living proof. — Brittany Murphy

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. — Sue Murphy

It's always been my mom and I against the world. — Brittany Murphy

I'm an actor. It's my job. — Brittany Murphy

I stole this from Zen Master Suzuki Roshi: If it's not paradoxical it's not true! — C.B. Murphy

But the good news is that since this is the worst day ever, tomorrow can only be better. Even if it's by a little bit. — Julie Murphy

Foget Murphy's Law. Nixe's Law: if you were waiting to make a left turn, there was always one oncoming fucktard who sailed through on the red. — Mary Hughes

Everything's a struggle, especially relationships that are worth fighting for. ~Will Monroe — Monica Murphy

Prayer is the soul's sincere desire. Your desire is your prayer. It comes out of your deepest needs and it reveals the things you want in life. — Joseph Murphy

For a passion that's
Able to shine like ours
Blessed are we to
Love
Each other — Monica Murphy

Yes, Carl Vine stuck around. He's now number one composer for choreography. — Graeme Murphy

As Richard Pryor was to Eddie Murphy, that's what Kurt Vonnegut was to me. — Christopher Moore

A woman's magnetism is not a body measurement. — Riley Murphy

One is forced to examine one's life when trapped in the wall by a Murphy bed. — Cheryl McKay

The fuck are you staring at? I hiss at the stranger staring at me in my rearview. Oh, wait, that's me. — Sean Murphy

I personally think if something's not a challenge there's no point doing it because you're not gonna learn much. — Cillian Murphy

That's what acting is about, Funny wigs and voices, that's what we do. — Cillian Murphy

Murphy's Law; When someone says 'It's not the money, it's the principle,' nine times out of ten, it's the money. — Mitchell Symons

I can work inside the boundaries of Erika Murphy, or whoever the character is. It's fun to create somebody that's not you, that doesn't exist. — Regina King

It's not a company of exponents of my style. — Graeme Murphy

Satan's First Law of Malignity - to wit, if the worst can happen, it usually will — Stephen King

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong — Murphy's Law

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. — Julie Murphy

I just remember Stella Tenant and me dancing in Donatella Versace's bathtub until like four in the morning. It was one of those 'pinch me' moments. — Carolyn Murphy

You see airbrushed images of me, but I know the person who's walking barefoot, dodging dog poo in the yard. — Carolyn Murphy

Eddie [Murphy] is an icon. He's one of the reason why I started doing comedy in the beginning. He opened a lot of doors for black people. — Tracy Morgan

[S]ince there is no wrong or right, you just reap what you sow. — Peter Murphy

Flowers are the fastest way to a woman's heart. Well, actually, the fastest way is through her rib cage, but flowers are a lot less messy. — Eddie Murphy

How can you practice dancing in an airplane? There's a law against it. — George Murphy

Jo Nehr, in Required Surrender, There is no weakness in being one man's everything. — Riley Murphy

Murphy's face went through several mutations as he spoke, as if small animals were scurrying about just beneath his skin. — Pete Hautman

Firefighting is a world of Murphy's Law; it is when you can least afford a crisis that one crops up. — Jodi Picoult

If you have a flop movie, so what? And if you have a hit movie, it's 'so what,' too - it's on to the next movie. — Eddie Murphy

Drug smugglers often use juveniles to carry their shipments into the U.S. because they know the juveniles will not be prosecuted if caught. — Timothy Murphy

I'm going to strip my way through plumber's school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie? — Rebecca Murphy

Yes. I guess it's the foolish romantic in me, but you see, I don't think that sex is my Muse. — Peter Murphy

Murphy's law inverted: What can go right, will go right. (Works if you're an optimist.) — Saloma Miller Furlong

As per usual, trouble comes in several directions at once. — Garth Nix

I never really make solid resolutions. I think if there's something one needs to change with oneself, it doesn't have to happen in the New Year. — Brittany Murphy

My first kiss. It's the fastest thing that lasts forever. — Julie Murphy

Maybe you only ever notice the distance when it's you who's being left behind. — Julie Murphy

We often respond to today's world with yesterday's adaptations. (quoting Dan Fesster) — Annie Murphy Paul

Spiders don't chew. They send a special liquid into their prey. The prey's insides turn to mush. Then the spider sucks up its tasty lunch! — Julie Murphy

There's a line of dancers waiting to get into Sydney Dance Company. — Graeme Murphy

I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing. — Eddie Murphy

I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's the one who wrecked me so he may as well take a good long look at what he's done. — Monica Murphy

It's mind-boggling, how one small choice causes a ripple effect throughout the rest of your life. — Monica Murphy

Life's tough. It's a challenge. So think of love as your hard earned reward. Don't let doubt take that away from you. — Riley Murphy

If you're involved in with something that's original, you know, you'll always go back and try to rehash it. — Eddie Murphy

I can't believe that people actually know my first and last name. I think it's really, really, gosh-darn neat. — Brittany Murphy

And if one day there's distance
Between your hand and mine,
When our hands join once again,
My heart and soul will shine. — Glyncora Murphy

I just got fucked by Shep Prescott and lord help me, I think he's spoiled me for anyone else. — Monica Murphy

I always think it's a sign of a truly gifted director when they can move seamlessly between genres. — Cillian Murphy

Now that's just sheer nonsense, nobody ever murders anyone anymore, it's just so old fashioned. — Mark Murphy

People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he's like Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy. — Hannibal Buress

Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips!" — Eddie Murphy

When you say "Holy Man", I immediately think of Eddie Murphy's finest hour. If it's anything comparable, I'm excited. — David Gordon Green

It's okay. Suddenly, the pain is starting to fade."
"Yeah, revenge does that. — Julie Murphy

She's a contradiction and I want to figure her out — Monica Murphy

Before ya know it, all of today's tomorrows slip into yesterdays.

Credit: Gerty Murphy reminiscing in Barnstorm — Wayne Page

But it ain't the Broncos that'll kill you
It's just that damned old cowboy pride.

Michael Martin Murphy-"Cowboy Pride — Michael Martin Murphy

It's not easy to shed the idea that human life is sacred. — Audie Murphy

You know how I feel about you constantly running away from your problems. It's not healthy. And they always catch up to you sooner or later. — Monica Murphy

Making movies is time-consuming and it's boring. You spend most of your time waiting between takes. It's like a big machine that moves slowly. — Eddie Murphy

Since September 11, the U.S. has significantly improved its security to prevent another attack. — Timothy Murphy

My experience with public libraries is that the first volume of the book I inquire for is out, unless I happen to want the second, when that is out. — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

She's all broken inside but no one will ever notice. - Unknown — Monica Murphy

The idea that I'm someone's best friend fills my rib cage with summer. — Julie Murphy

Atty's eyes rested on Darby with all the subtlety of a dog watching his food bowl being filled! — Tricia Murphy

For once, I want to know what it feels like to be someone's first choice".
~Fable — Monica Murphy

Not every article in every magazine or newspaper is meant to be a valentine card addressed to every reader's self-esteem. — Rex Murphy

She's being safe. Safe is good. And I'm being reckless. Insane. — Monica Murphy

Prayers are answered when the individual's subconscious mind responds to the mental picture or thought in his or her mind. This — Joseph Murphy

There's some kind of peace that comes with knowing that for every person who is waiting to be found, there's someone out there searching. — Julie Murphy

Playing baseball is not real life. It's a fantasy world ... It's a dream come true. — Dale Murphy

I really need to break him of the bad language habit he's developing at a rapid pace, but who am I to talk? I curse all the fucking time. — Monica Murphy

It felt like my teeth were sweating. Eoin Colfer's The Legend of Spud Murphy — Eoin Colfer

In nearly all cases where greatness is achieved, it's the goal that drives motivation and discipline - not the other way around. — Mark Murphy

My body folded around the shark's head, and I slammed into Fedder. I couldn't breathe. Then, everything went black. - Dylan Murphy — Heidi Peltier

But this girl ... she doesn't feel pointless. She's real and she's beautiful and she fits perfectly when she's in my arms. She makes me want to feel. — Monica Murphy

If I traveled to the end of the rainbow as Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me the pot's at the other end. — Ed Koch

Floyd could imagine a dozen things that could go wrong; it was little consolation that it was always the thirteenth that actually happened. — Arthur C. Clarke

She knew it wasn't right, but this was the second time in her life when hurting a man's feelings trumped assuaging her own. — Riley Murphy

She's consuming me and I'm letting it happen. Revelling in it, really. — Monica Murphy

When it's something you love, you just do it. - Dylan Murphy — Heidi Peltier