Mr Incredible Funny Quotes

Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery. — Milton Jones

It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson. — Gordon Strachan

Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match. — Steven Wright

Who is Incredible Hulk ?
..A monster man who took "Go Green" too seriously. — Gaurav Rao

It is funny how it is almost more painful to fall over and scrape your knee than to be blown up. Your body goes into incredible protection mode. — Giles Duley