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I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous.
— Christopher Buckley
Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother.
— Katie McGarry
It's a funny thing, because I think that my mother and I may finally be speaking the same language. But somehow, now words don't seem as necessary
— Gayle Forman
Mother, you have my father much offended.
— William Shakespeare
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
— Paula Poundstone
Talk about getting off tangent. My mother's friend may have just killed his wife and my parents are sitting there talking about cows.
— Wendy Lichtman
Growing up my mother used to tell me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Funny how I always wanted to be me.
— Leona Keyoko Pink
Now I am shut up with his mother on Bramble farm and she is no better for conversation than prune whip
— Sandra Dallas
My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me.
— Jonathan Winters
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
— Groucho Marx
My mother, my psychiatrist and an assortment of sedatives eventually convinced me I was delusional.
— Wayne Gerard Trotman
Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn't have the heart to tell my father.
— Holly Hood
He's my father, whoever he is, so he must have had sex with my mother at least once, and I'd love to kill him for that.
— Dean Koontz
Some nice lady came over here with food for us all. She claimed to be your mother. I don't believe it
you're an asshole, and she's good people. — Amy Lane
you're an asshole, and she's good people. — Amy Lane
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'
— Bob Monkhouse
I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!
— Eoin Colfer
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
— Brendan Behan
Get your filthy paws off my son, feet pue tan! Cherise
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
You talked to your mother about Duncan's erectile dysfunction?" He glared down at her. "Has he considered taking your TV away?
— Dana Marie Bell
I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose.
— Ellen Hopkins
Auguste Escoffier into what we now know as the five mother sauces of French cuisine. It's funny
— Padma Lakshmi
The only person who worries about my mother is God, and that's only because she wants His job.
— Sue Civil-Brown
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
— Bill Watterson
My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.
— Chris Rock
Don't fuck with me. I don't like it and I know your mother.
Jory to a Handsy-Hayes Fischer — Mary Calmes
Jory to a Handsy-Hayes Fischer — Mary Calmes
We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' to feel like we're doing a bit of a funny playlet everyday.
— Neil Patrick Harris
Mom, how come you never go outside?"
"I told you, I'm a vampire. — Alison Bechdel
"I told you, I'm a vampire. — Alison Bechdel