Mother 3 Funny Quotes: top 30 famous quotes about Mother 3 Funny

Mother 3 Funny Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Mother 3 Funny quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Christopher Buckley: I think I got a lot of my

I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous. — Christopher Buckley

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Katie McGarry: Nothing makes you think you might need years

Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother. — Katie McGarry

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By C.J. Milbrandt: Zane sighed. Jovan and Mother were just the

Zane sighed. Jovan and Mother were just the same. "Maybe later" meant no. — C.J. Milbrandt

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Gayle Forman: It's a funny thing, because I think that

It's a funny thing, because I think that my mother and I may finally be speaking the same language. But somehow, now words don't seem as necessary — Gayle Forman

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By William Shakespeare: Mother, you have my father much offended.

Mother, you have my father much offended. — William Shakespeare

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Paula Poundstone: I don't have a bank account because I

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. — Paula Poundstone

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Wendy Lichtman: Talk about getting off tangent. My mother's friend

Talk about getting off tangent. My mother's friend may have just killed his wife and my parents are sitting there talking about cows. — Wendy Lichtman

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Leona Keyoko Pink: Growing up my mother used to tell me

Growing up my mother used to tell me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Funny how I always wanted to be me. — Leona Keyoko Pink

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Sandra Dallas: Now I am shut up with his mother

Now I am shut up with his mother on Bramble farm and she is no better for conversation than prune whip — Sandra Dallas

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Jonathan Winters: My mother and father were very strange people.

My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me. — Jonathan Winters

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Groucho Marx: I married your mother because I wanted children,

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along. — Groucho Marx

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Wayne Gerard Trotman: My mother, my psychiatrist and an assortment of

My mother, my psychiatrist and an assortment of sedatives eventually convinced me I was delusional. — Wayne Gerard Trotman

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Holly Hood: Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning.

Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn't have the heart to tell my father. — Holly Hood

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Dean Koontz: He's my father, whoever he is, so he

He's my father, whoever he is, so he must have had sex with my mother at least once, and I'd love to kill him for that. — Dean Koontz

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Amy Lane: Some nice lady came over here with food

Some nice lady came over here with food for us all. She claimed to be your mother. I don't believe it
you're an asshole, and she's good people. — Amy Lane

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Kresley Cole: He'd given her the mother of all hangovers

He'd given her the mother of all hangovers - a run-in with the wrath of grapes. — Kresley Cole

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Tim Heaton: Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's

Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law. — Tim Heaton

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Bob Monkhouse: My wife said, 'Can my mother come down

My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.' — Bob Monkhouse

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Eoin Colfer: I did what all good Iriah dads do

I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!! — Eoin Colfer

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Brendan Behan: That you, sister. May you be the mother

That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop. — Brendan Behan

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Get your filthy paws off my son, feet

Get your filthy paws off my son, feet pue tan! Cherise — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Dana Marie Bell: You talked to your mother about Duncan's erectile

You talked to your mother about Duncan's erectile dysfunction?" He glared down at her. "Has he considered taking your TV away? — Dana Marie Bell

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Ellen Hopkins: I don't believe in God, don't believe in

I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose. — Ellen Hopkins

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Padma Lakshmi: Auguste Escoffier into what we now know as

Auguste Escoffier into what we now know as the five mother sauces of French cuisine. It's funny — Padma Lakshmi

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Sue Civil-Brown: The only person who worries about my mother

The only person who worries about my mother is God, and that's only because she wants His job. — Sue Civil-Brown

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Bill Watterson: I asked mom if I was a gifted

I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. — Bill Watterson

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: My mother is the kind of woman you

My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons. — Chris Rock

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Mary Calmes: Don't fuck with me. I don't like it

Don't fuck with me. I don't like it and I know your mother.
Jory to a Handsy-Hayes Fischer — Mary Calmes

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Neil Patrick Harris: We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother'

We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' to feel like we're doing a bit of a funny playlet everyday. — Neil Patrick Harris

Mother 3 Funny Quotes By Alison Bechdel: Mom, how come you never go outside?""I told

Mom, how come you never go outside?"
"I told you, I'm a vampire. — Alison Bechdel