Most Humorous Love Quotes
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Most Humorous Love Quotes & Sayings
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Can a person really love someone so deeply after only a week? Hello? Cliche much for insta-love?
— Christy Pastore
Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Gentlemen do not carry a cane or a hat? No gloves?""Gentleman may still wear them, but I'm afraid the problem is that there aren't many left. — Camilla Isley
What's the saying? All is donkey balls in love and war?-Dan Garrett — Leah Rae Miller
Life is not for understanding or to known rather it is for living & only for living
— Nitin Yaduvanshi
I engage in subtle stalking. That's entirely different and perfectly socially acceptable.
— Siobhan Davis
I love the very exposed, humorous, imperfect, never-trying to-pretend-to-be-perfect journey that I have been on in my life.
— Drew Barrymore
Unicorns aren't magical and beautiful. They're just predatory horses that have horns and love to eat virgins.
— Delilah S. Dawson
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.
— Nenia Campbell
I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Uncle Drew shouts. You are a disgrace. Your mother should have swallowed.
— Tara Sivec Love And Lists
I love Naples, Florida! Although, I'm so far behind everyone else there. After all, I'm still wearing my first face!
— Angelina Assanti
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Eggs," said Henry dreamily, looking at his plate. "I do love eggs. I could eat them all day.
— Cassandra Clare
Beauty lies in the LIES of the beholder!
— Ashok Kallarakkal
That's all you need? Easy. I love you.Okay? Want it louder?I love you. Spell it out schould I l-o-v-e y-o-u. Want it backwards You love I.
— William Goldman
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In his life there was only one woman. The other one.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I love sharing my stories and experiences with people and connecting to them on both a humorous and emotional level.
— Tori Spelling
I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.
— Crystal Woods
Men weigh love with hands.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.
— Carroll Bryant
Always take a compliment, even if it's not yours
— Benny Bellamacina
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Listen carefully, I'm going to say three words.""I love you? — Lisa Scottoline