Mormon Family Quotes

When you marry into a Mormon family you marry tribes and nations. — Wallace Stegner

My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister, whose identity I had stolen. — Chelsea Handler

The things that matter most to me are eternal. The bonds of love shared within a family I believe to be eternal. — Mike Ericksen

I love being from a screwed up family. We have everything in my family: prescription drug abuse, mental illness, one of my uncles is a Mormon. — Christopher Titus

I like that in my audiences, there's a lesbian couple sitting next to a Mormon family. — Jim Gaffigan

Dave put a lot of thought into picking out the books his dad would like least. — Theric Jepson