Monkey Man Quotes
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Monkey Man Quotes & Sayings
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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
— Robert Benchley
We see the man when we look at the monkey; we see the monkey when we look at the man!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
— Mark Twain
God, she was two seconds from jumping on his back like a monkey and strangling him.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
A woman has to look good, but a man - a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough.
— Meir Shalev
The resources of the Deity cannot be so meagre, that, in order to create a human being endowed with reason, he must change a monkey into a man.
— Louis Agassiz
One thing that man HAS learned from history, is how to kill (animals) more efficiently.
— Diane Van Der Westhuizen
The unexpressed aim of every politician is to influence events that history books will record his name - and spell it right.
— Judy LaMarsh
Television has tremendous power over our lives.
— Julie Nixon Eisenhower
You can't have a United States if you are telling some folks that they can't get on the train. There is a cracking point where a society collapses.
— Bruce Springsteen
I am not nearly so interested in what monkey man was derived from as I am in what kind of monkey he is to become.
— Loren Eiseley
I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.
— Mark Twain
Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
— Henry Ward Beecher
Whilst Man, however well-behaved,
At best is but a monkey shaved! — Charles Darwin
At best is but a monkey shaved! — Charles Darwin
It can be argued that man's instinct to gamble is the only reason he is still not a monkey up in the trees.
— Mario Puzo
Monkey can make a long jump with his muscles; and man, with his wisdom!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
To live means to buy, to buy means to have power, to have power means to have responsibility.
— Florence Kelley
The church is the gym of the soul.
— Sylvester Stallone
My house was filled with music. We had a piano, and my brothers and sisters played instruments. Even though I was around it, I played basketball.
— Michael Franti
A man sitting monkey-like on the rooftop of his brain is due the applause such feats earn him.
— Aberjhani
Thank you for that, boy genius! Where did you graduate from? Hogwarts School for the Mentally Unbalanced?
— Leia Shaw
I have a swizzle stick shaped like a little monkey," announced Rose. "Let's help the dead man with his problem.
— Seanan McGuire
The perception is that baseball's players' union is protecting players to use steroids and other illegal performance-enhancing drugs.
— Jim Bunning
In discarding the monkey and substituting man, our Father in Heaven did the monkey an undeserved injustice.
— Mark Twain
We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
— Chuck Palahniuk
It's a divine art to be cheerful.
— Meher Baba