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Dying is not in synonymous with Useless
— Mitch Albom
Eddie admitted that some of his life he'd spent hiding from God, and the rest of the time he thought he went unnoticed.
— Mitch Albom
I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
You can't be in the tech community ... without realizing there's a big shortage of talent.
— Mitch Kapor
I soon realized that the best thing I could do for the profession of human services was to get out of it.
— Mitch Kapor
You're afraid of the pain, you're afraid of the grief. You're afraid of the vulnerability that loving entails.
— Mitch Albom
Every loss leaves a hole in your heart.
— Mitch Albom
Courage is confused with picking up arms and cowardness is confused with laying them down.
— Mitch Albom
When you're rotten about yourself, you become rotten to everyone else, even those
you love. — Mitch Albom
you love. — Mitch Albom
For as spiritual as some people think my books are, I've never really dealt with religious things.
— Mitch Albom
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.
— Mitch Hedberg
It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.
— Stephen Colbert
New York is really the cheapest ad market. When I go on TV, I'm hitting a country. The market is as big as some countries, you know.
— Mitch Leigh
Revenge is more wild, less calculated ... deeply personal. Retribution is a punishment that is morally right and fully deserved. (Mitch Rapp)
— Vince Flynn
I'm going to be an actor.
— Mitch Gaylord
Philosophy was that death should not be embarrassing; he was not about to powder its nose.
— Mitch Albom
just let Mitch be Mitch
— Vince Flynn
Mitch's take on humanity had deteriorated to the point where he assumed someone was lying if her lips were moving.
— Jennifer Crusie
Velano Vascular has developed a simple, game-changing innovation that will improve the way medicine has been practiced for decades.
— Mitch Kapor
Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?
— Mitch Hedberg
But it was not a new idea. We call out; we are answered. It has been that way from the beginning of belief, and it continues to this very moment.
— Mitch Albom
I traded lots of dreams for a bigger paycheck, and I never even realized I was doing it.
— Mitch Albom
When you come to the end, that's where God begins. Many
— Mitch Albom
Morrie," Koppel said, "that was seventy years ago your mother died. The pain still goes on?"
"You bet," Morrie whispered. — Mitch Albom
"You bet," Morrie whispered. — Mitch Albom
The more you defend a lie, the angrier you become.
— Mitch Albom
Without love we all like birds with broken wings.
— Mitch Albom
...what has the weight of evidence to one person does not necessarily have the weight of evidence to another.
— Mitch Glaser
I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!"
— Mitch Hedberg
She had been so consumed with escaping her own misery, she hadn't considered the misery she might inflict.
— Mitch Albom
I have no problem not listening to the Temptations.
— Mitch Hedberg
She says everyone you lose here, you find again there. Our family is all together. Her. My parents.
— Mitch Albom
Snapchat's ramp reminded us of another mobile app Benchmark had the good fortune to back at an early stage: Instagram.
— Mitch Lasky
I prefer them broken.'
'Why is that?' Victor said.
Dor looked at the grain of sand in his fingers.
'Because I am the sinner who created them. — Mitch Albom
'Why is that?' Victor said.
Dor looked at the grain of sand in his fingers.
'Because I am the sinner who created them. — Mitch Albom
A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage.
— Mitch Hedberg
We must display a heart for every American, and a special passion for those still on the first rung of life's ladder.
— Mitch Daniels
Our first thought is always for those on life's first rung, and how we might increase their chances of climbing.
— Mitch Daniels
Only God can write the end of your story.
— Mitch Albom
That kind of love - the kind you realize you already have by the life you've created together - that's the kind that lasts.
— Mitch Albom
We all have two things in common, no matter who we are: We were born and we are going to die.
— Mitch Albom
Love is how you stay alive, even after you are gone.
— Mitch Albom
Bolton's exactly what the U.N. needs at this point. The president's right on the mark in picking him.
— Mitch McConnell
I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper.
— Mitch Hedberg
The length of your days does not belong to you.
— Mitch Albom
Never tell a child that something it's too hard
— Mitch Albom
Another family story is forges, one that father and son will laugh about for decades. This is how a legacy is built. One memory at a time.
— Mitch Albom
When someone is in your heart, they're never truly gone. They can come back to you, even at unlikely times.
— Mitch Albom
No one gets left behind, remember?
— Mitch Albom
I give myself a good cry if I need it, but then I concentrate on all good things still in my life.
— Mitch Albom
Her dresses. Her shoes. A bottle of her perfume. You don't need much to remember someone, Francisco. Even one thing will do.
— Mitch Albom
People often belittle the place where they were born.
— Mitch Albom
Don't be sorry. You're alive.
— Mitch Albom
Hello, Edward. I've been waiting for you.
— Mitch Albom
Is how you stay alive.
— Mitch Albom
I want to be a rebellious McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers ... NOPE ... we got spaghetti!
— Mitch Hedberg
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
— Mitch Hedberg
I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.
— Mitch Hedberg
If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!"
— Mitch Hedberg
I had no fear of speaking to large audiences.
— Mitch Kapor
I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'!
— Mitch Hedberg
How nice would that be today if when a job was lost, a Man of God sat at the dinner table and encouraged you?
— Mitch Albom
Fairness, he said, 'does not govern life and death. If it did, no good person would ever die young.
— Mitch Albom
I'm not Mickey Mouse, I'm a human being.
— Mitch Winehouse
So often, we push away the voices closest to us. But once they're gone, we reach for them.
— Mitch Albom
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt."
— Mitch Hedberg
I don't want to be considered a gymnast anymore.
— Mitch Gaylord
I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK.
— Mitch Hedberg
Be satisfied. Be grateful. For what you have. For what the love you received. And for what God has given you
— Mitch Albom
Everyone has a subconscious and automatic preference of this over that. Once you're aware of that, you can take steps to change.
— Mitch Kapor
If you're not a nice person, don't call.
— Mitch Leigh
Suddenly, details seemed extremely important. Details were something to grab on to, a way to insert myself into the story.
— Mitch Albom
Detroit is a place where we've had it pretty tough. But there is a generosity here and a well of kindness that goes deep.
— Mitch Albom
Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time ... and last night, all those people were at my show.
— Mitch Hedberg
How could he find perfection in such an average day? Then I realized this was the whole point.
— Mitch Albom
I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"
— Mitch Hedberg
It's not just other people we need to forgive. We also need to forgive ourselves. For all the things we didn't do. All the things we should have done.
— Mitch Albom
We're just some little metal band.
— Mitch Lucker