Mitch Quotes
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Dying is not in synonymous with Useless
— Mitch Albom
Eddie admitted that some of his life he'd spent hiding from God, and the rest of the time he thought he went unnoticed.
— Mitch Albom
I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
You can't be in the tech community ... without realizing there's a big shortage of talent.
— Mitch Kapor
I soon realized that the best thing I could do for the profession of human services was to get out of it.
— Mitch Kapor
You're afraid of the pain, you're afraid of the grief. You're afraid of the vulnerability that loving entails.
— Mitch Albom
Every loss leaves a hole in your heart.
— Mitch Albom
Courage is confused with picking up arms and cowardness is confused with laying them down.
— Mitch Albom
When you're rotten about yourself, you become rotten to everyone else, even thoseyou love. — Mitch Albom
For as spiritual as some people think my books are, I've never really dealt with religious things.
— Mitch Albom
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.
— Mitch Hedberg
It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.
— Stephen Colbert
I'm going to be an actor.
— Mitch Gaylord
Philosophy was that death should not be embarrassing; he was not about to powder its nose.
— Mitch Albom
just let Mitch be Mitch
— Vince Flynn
Mitch's take on humanity had deteriorated to the point where he assumed someone was lying if her lips were moving.
— Jennifer Crusie
Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?
— Mitch Hedberg
I traded lots of dreams for a bigger paycheck, and I never even realized I was doing it.
— Mitch Albom
When you come to the end, that's where God begins. Many
— Mitch Albom
Morrie," Koppel said, "that was seventy years ago your mother died. The pain still goes on?""You bet," Morrie whispered. — Mitch Albom
The more you defend a lie, the angrier you become.
— Mitch Albom
Without love we all like birds with broken wings.
— Mitch Albom
...what has the weight of evidence to one person does not necessarily have the weight of evidence to another.
— Mitch Glaser
I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!"
— Mitch Hedberg
She had been so consumed with escaping her own misery, she hadn't considered the misery she might inflict.
— Mitch Albom
I have no problem not listening to the Temptations.
— Mitch Hedberg
She says everyone you lose here, you find again there. Our family is all together. Her. My parents.
— Mitch Albom
Snapchat's ramp reminded us of another mobile app Benchmark had the good fortune to back at an early stage: Instagram.
— Mitch Lasky
A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage.
— Mitch Hedberg
We must display a heart for every American, and a special passion for those still on the first rung of life's ladder.
— Mitch Daniels
Our first thought is always for those on life's first rung, and how we might increase their chances of climbing.
— Mitch Daniels
Only God can write the end of your story.
— Mitch Albom
That kind of love - the kind you realize you already have by the life you've created together - that's the kind that lasts.
— Mitch Albom
We all have two things in common, no matter who we are: We were born and we are going to die.
— Mitch Albom
Love is how you stay alive, even after you are gone.
— Mitch Albom
Bolton's exactly what the U.N. needs at this point. The president's right on the mark in picking him.
— Mitch McConnell
The length of your days does not belong to you.
— Mitch Albom
Never tell a child that something it's too hard
— Mitch Albom
When someone is in your heart, they're never truly gone. They can come back to you, even at unlikely times.
— Mitch Albom
No one gets left behind, remember?
— Mitch Albom
I give myself a good cry if I need it, but then I concentrate on all good things still in my life.
— Mitch Albom
Her dresses. Her shoes. A bottle of her perfume. You don't need much to remember someone, Francisco. Even one thing will do.
— Mitch Albom
People often belittle the place where they were born.
— Mitch Albom
Don't be sorry. You're alive.
— Mitch Albom
Hello, Edward. I've been waiting for you.
— Mitch Albom
Is how you stay alive.
— Mitch Albom
I want to be a rebellious McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers ... NOPE ... we got spaghetti!
— Mitch Hedberg
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
— Mitch Hedberg
I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.
— Mitch Hedberg
If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!"
— Mitch Hedberg
I had no fear of speaking to large audiences.
— Mitch Kapor
I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'!
— Mitch Hedberg
How nice would that be today if when a job was lost, a Man of God sat at the dinner table and encouraged you?
— Mitch Albom
Fairness, he said, 'does not govern life and death. If it did, no good person would ever die young.
— Mitch Albom
I'm not Mickey Mouse, I'm a human being.
— Mitch Winehouse
So often, we push away the voices closest to us. But once they're gone, we reach for them.
— Mitch Albom
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt."
— Mitch Hedberg
I don't want to be considered a gymnast anymore.
— Mitch Gaylord
I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK.
— Mitch Hedberg
Be satisfied. Be grateful. For what you have. For what the love you received. And for what God has given you
— Mitch Albom
If you're not a nice person, don't call.
— Mitch Leigh
Suddenly, details seemed extremely important. Details were something to grab on to, a way to insert myself into the story.
— Mitch Albom
Detroit is a place where we've had it pretty tough. But there is a generosity here and a well of kindness that goes deep.
— Mitch Albom
Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time ... and last night, all those people were at my show.
— Mitch Hedberg
How could he find perfection in such an average day? Then I realized this was the whole point.
— Mitch Albom
I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"
— Mitch Hedberg
We're just some little metal band.
— Mitch Lucker
