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Mistakes Humor Quotes By Keisha Keenleyside: What have you done?" Shadow asked her, his

What have you done?" Shadow asked her, his eyes alive with fear.
"I dunno, but I wish I hadn't. — Keisha Keenleyside

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Oscar Wilde: If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming,

If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. — Oscar Wilde

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Ambrose Bierce: Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's

Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice. — Ambrose Bierce

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Will Cuppy: We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us

We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose. — Will Cuppy

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Ben Tolosa: Most jokes come from good intentions - and

Most jokes come from good intentions - and most mistakes, too. — Ben Tolosa

Mistakes Humor Quotes By KayeC Jones: The people knew then that Greg wasn't a

The people knew then that Greg wasn't a monster, just a hungry animal. — KayeC Jones

Mistakes Humor Quotes By David Nicholls: It wasn't much of a plan, and already

It wasn't much of a plan, and already there had been mistakes. — David Nicholls

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Marie Osmond: Tragedy plus time equals humor

Tragedy plus time equals humor — Marie Osmond

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Lois Greiman: Today's problems are yesterday's mistakes coming back to

Today's problems are yesterday's mistakes coming back to bite you in the ass. — Lois Greiman

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Christina Baker Kline: We are headed toward the unknown, and we

We are headed toward the unknown, and we have no choice but to sit quietly in our hard seats and let ourselves be taken there. — Christina Baker Kline

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Quasi: God's only mistakes are dogs and not giving

God's only mistakes are dogs and not giving cats opposable thumbs. Otherwise, it's a perfect world. — Quasi

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Scott Westerfeld: And a special thanks for not burning up

And a special thanks for not burning up the whole ship. Including yourself, you daft bum-rag. — Scott Westerfeld

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Paul Tillich: Faith as the state of being ultimately concerned

Faith as the state of being ultimately concerned implies love, namely, the desire and urge toward the reunion of the seperated. — Paul Tillich

Mistakes Humor Quotes By G.A. Beller: I never make the same mistake twice. However,

I never make the same mistake twice. However, I never run out of new mistakes to make. — G.A. Beller

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Gordon B. Hinckley: I have two sons. Good sons. They're both

I have two sons. Good sons. They're both businessmen. — Gordon B. Hinckley

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Yogi Berra: We made too many wrong mistakes.

We made too many wrong mistakes. — Yogi Berra

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Jerry Jeff Walker: In the '80s I started running, staying in

In the '80s I started running, staying in shape. — Jerry Jeff Walker

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Chris Grabenstein: We all make mistakes. That's why my pencil

We all make mistakes. That's why my pencil has an eraser. — Chris Grabenstein

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning

I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day. — Ellen DeGeneres

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Rudyard Kipling: I never made a mistake in my life;

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards. — Rudyard Kipling

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Jean Kerr: I make mistakes; I'll be the second to

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it. — Jean Kerr

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Nora Ephron: I have made a lot of mistakes falling

I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted
most of them, but never the potatoes that went with them. — Nora Ephron

Mistakes Humor Quotes By DMX: I don't have to be working on an

I don't have to be working on an album to record a song. — DMX

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Len Deighton: Do you ever make silly mistakes? It is

Do you ever make silly mistakes? It is one of my very few creative activities. — Len Deighton

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Steven Wright: Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a

Did you sleep well?"
"No, I made a couple of mistakes. — Steven Wright

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Various: Heb 12:14 Follow peace with all men and

Heb 12:14 Follow peace with all men and holiness: without which no man shall see God. — Various

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Jim Morrison: Some of the worst mistakes in my life

Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts — Jim Morrison

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Jonathan Coe: Yes - I've learned from my mistakes, and

Yes - I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them perfectly. — Jonathan Coe

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Frank Lloyd Wright: A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an

A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. — Frank Lloyd Wright

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Fyodor Dostoyevsky: And, beginning to grind his teeth again, Pyotr

And, beginning to grind his teeth again, Pyotr Petrovich admitted that he'd been a fool
but only to himself, of course. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Steven Brust: But we're assassins: when we make mistakes, people

But we're assassins: when we make mistakes, people live — Steven Brust

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Lulu: The best path between two points is upside-down,

The best path between two points is upside-down, between, then inside-out and round again. — Lulu

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: Time is the greatest wealth

Time is the greatest wealth — Sunday Adelaja

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Criss Jami: Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself,

Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself, but the joke's on them. — Criss Jami

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Charles Tart: That humankind has fallen into the insanity of

That humankind has fallen into the insanity of concensus trance, and lost touch with our true possibilities and functions is a tragedy. — Charles Tart

Mistakes Humor Quotes By Amy Spalding: He's wearing a totally normal T-shirt from the

He's wearing a totally normal T-shirt from the mall or whatever, but it hangs on him like the shirt has fulfilled its sole mission in life. — Amy Spalding

Mistakes Humor Quotes By John Kenneth Galbraith: If all else fails, immortality can always be

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. — John Kenneth Galbraith