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Miscellaneous Funny Quotes By Felipe Esparza: I envy people who could just have one

I envy people who could just have one drink and not go look for cocaine afterwards. — Felipe Esparza

Miscellaneous Funny Quotes By R.A. Salvatore: I loved the world of imagination.

I loved the world of imagination. — R.A. Salvatore

Miscellaneous Funny Quotes By Arthur Boyd: Everything I do is the environment.

Everything I do is the environment. — Arthur Boyd

Miscellaneous Funny Quotes By John Eldredge: The world has been wrong about you. They've

The world has been wrong about you. They've hated your glory - just as the Evil One hates the glory of God. But we need your gift. Come forth. — John Eldredge

Miscellaneous Funny Quotes By John Green: The easiest way to solve a mystery is

The easiest way to solve a mystery is to decide that there is no mystery to solve. — John Green

Miscellaneous Funny Quotes By Edward Norton: As we say in the sewer, time and

As we say in the sewer, time and tide wait for no man. — Edward Norton

Miscellaneous Funny Quotes By Jon Kabat-Zinn: The funny thing about stopping is that as

The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are. — Jon Kabat-Zinn

Miscellaneous Funny Quotes By Hesiod: Observe due measure, for right timing is in

Observe due measure, for right timing is in all things the most important factor. — Hesiod

Miscellaneous Funny Quotes By Jonathan Kellerman: except sociopaths trying to sell me term insurance,

except sociopaths trying to sell me term insurance, home security, and lawn care. — Jonathan Kellerman

Miscellaneous Funny Quotes By April Winchell: I'd like to run for office someday, but

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage. — April Winchell

Miscellaneous Funny Quotes By John Osborne: Don't clap too hard - it's a very

Don't clap too hard - it's a very old building. — John Osborne

Miscellaneous Funny Quotes By Nora Ephron: Checked out the mirror to see if I

Checked out the mirror to see if I looked older, or sadder, or wiser. I didn't; I just looked tired. — Nora Ephron

Miscellaneous Funny Quotes By Lu Xun: Though science has given us many marvels, it

Though science has given us many marvels, it has also spoiled many of our pleasant dreams. — Lu Xun

Miscellaneous Funny Quotes By Tom Robbins: The party in Alobar's head, which agitation and

The party in Alobar's head, which agitation and anxiety were throwing, now was crashed by a notion: existence can be rearranged. — Tom Robbins

Miscellaneous Funny Quotes By Pitbull: Don't be afraid to lose. Listen. And always

Don't be afraid to lose. Listen. And always invest in yourself. — Pitbull

Miscellaneous Funny Quotes By Kelly Jones: The story behind every song is individual to

The story behind every song is individual to itself. — Kelly Jones