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I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged. — Steven Morrissey

It was easy, terribly easy, to become with time a middle-aged spinster with a sharp tongue. She would have to guard against this. — Alexander McCall Smith

The young man taught all he knew and more; The middle-aged man taught all he knew; The old man taught all that his students could understand. — Arnold Ross

I'm as prone to 'declinism' as the next over-mortgaged middle-aged guy. — David Ignatius

I feel like I have so many middle-aged women who look up to me. — Dana Torres

I'm officially middle-aged. I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast. — Jonathan Katz

It is the fear of middle-age in the young, of old-age in the middle-aged, which is the prime cause of infidelity, that infallible rejuvenator. — Cyril Connolly

The only thing more pitiful than a middle-aged punk is a white Rastafarian. I did meet one of those once, and he was lonelier than I was. — Louis De Bernieres

I think it's hilarious when middle-aged white men try to take themselves seriously. It makes me laugh. — Chris Bauer

After a while the middle-aged person who lives in her head begins to talk to her soul, the kid. — Anne Lamott

But this time it was her other self I saw, not the dark fairy of want but a middle-aged woman, like the woman I am now, plain, chastened, mortal. The — Jan Ellison

I'm a middle-aged dad, which means I have no social time or life to speak of, and so I connect with my buddies with my Xbox. — Dee Bradley Baker

One of those middle-aged mediocrities so common in London clubs who have no enemies, but are thoroughly disliked by their friends; — Oscar Wilde

Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat. — Ray Romano

All I have is me. Over-worked, under-appreciated, middle-aged, and shriveled up. — Henry Rollins

There comes a time in one's life, perhaps in middle age, when we stop and assess who we are, and the life we have. — Fennel Hudson

I don't judge people by their bodies. Even when I was a young girl I liked men for their minds. Now that I'm middle-aged I see how right I was. — Jane Bowles

As I approach mid-life, I feel like the old boot that lands on Mayfair after an eight-hour game of Monopoly. — Fennel Hudson

It's a certain kind of hell, confessing your most humiliating sexual secrets to a room full of hairy middle-aged men. — Jessica Knoll

Being middle-aged is about realising that you've lived most of your life. You don't have as much time in front of you as you have behind you. — Julianne Moore

Europe to me is young people trying to appear middle-aged and middle-aged people trying to appear young. — Mike Myers

The vicar, a gentle, middle-aged man, was always the last to hear anything. — Agatha Christie

I'm a white, middle-aged, married, middle-class male with kids. I couldn't be disenfranchised if I tried. — Nick Harkaway

Unfortunately, at present, practically no one under thirty goes to workshops. It's a system of education entirely for the middle aged. — Rupert Sheldrake

A middle-aged mother in a little town called Naples has been named Miss Dreamsville. — Amy Hill Hearth

In Paris, women were not considered interesting until they were middle-aged. The Mist of Montmartre — Peggy Kopman-Owens

Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp. — Kinky Friedman

Hostility to youth is the worst vice of the middle-aged. — J. A. Spender

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. — Kin Hubbard

The middle-aged woman is the ground bed of the audience that watches television, and yet they are absolutely invisible. — Samantha Bond

I suppose middle-aged love is interesting for middle-aged people. — Phyllis Logan

Country music historically has been sort of middle-aged people's music. — John Shelton Reed

An unskilled middle-aged man can work in the mines, and it pays well. — Richard Flanagan

Middle-aged people can balance between believing in God and breaking all the commandments without difficulty. — T.H. White

Hetty did not understand how anybody could be very fond of middle-aged people. And — George Eliot

No matter how old a mother is she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. — Florida Scott-Maxwell

Younger players in this music often turn out to be middle aged; it is not a young music. — Derek Bailey

Logic , like lyrical poetry , is no employment for the middle-aged — John Maynard Keynes

I tell you old and young are better than tired middle-aged, nothing is so dead dead-tired, dead every way as middle-aged. — Gertrude Stein

I'm not trying to be a middle aged centerfold, I just want to look at myself naked and not be disgusted. — Terry McMillan

If people want to find me, they can. They'll see a middle-aged woman wandering around the grocery store, looking to see what to buy for dinner. — S.E. Hinton

When a middle-aged man says in a moment of weariness that he is half dead, he is telling the literal truth. — Elmer Davis

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. — Oscar Wilde

There are very few record companies who will entertain a middle-aged woman coming to them with original material. — Alison Moyet

Underneath this tired, middle-aged exterior, I'm an 11 year old kid. — Henry Selick

Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless. Besides Danny Devito, there's only me to play them. — Bob Hoskins

For some reason I seem to be a massive hit with middle-aged women. I seriously don't know what it is. — John Barrowman

I can't help but wonder...if it's such a big deal for a middle-aged white guy to feel important...What happens when he doesn't? — Andrea Portes

Actions from youth, advice from the middle-aged, prayers from the aged. — Hesiod

Everyday she loses a bit more of herself , every day another nail in her coffin house payments medical bills and middle aged isolation — Saira Viola

You can't change old people. Unlike middle-aged people, they do what they want. — Kathy Acker

As a child I was middle-aged and cautious compared to my impulsive father. — Mason Cooley

Was it too much to ask that he would see her and make an advance so she wouldn't come off as some middle-aged slut? — Emma Sydney

When you invite a middle-aged moralist to address you, I suppose I must conclude that you have a taste for middle-aged moralizing. — C.S. Lewis

There is a widening gap between the middle-aged-to-older generation, who still read newspapers and watch CCTV news, and the Internet generation. — Rebecca MacKinnon

I said, in my new loud middle-aged-Jewish-woman voice. — Jesse Andrews

Public and employer opinion often defeat society's best interests with a prejudice against middle-aged women. — Kate Smith

I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show. — Paul O'Grady

I hate most of what constitutes rock music, which is basically middle-aged crap. — Sting

Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits. — Hervey Allen

Oscar Wilde once quipped, "The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything and the young know everything. — Ian Mortimer

Joanne Woodward's Mrs. Bridge is one of the best performances ever given on film of a middle-aged woman. — Jeanine Basinger

Ten-year-old boys move differently than middle-aged women, who move differently than athletic guys, who move differently than government bureaucrats. — Brad Bird

You can (be a middle-aged comic) if you work very hard at it, because comedy is really hard. — Andrew Denton

The purpose of the Senate is to keep 100 middle aged knuckleheads out of the private sector where they can do real harm. — P. J. O'Rourke

A lot of middle-aged women are children still trying to find their way. — Tamsin Greig

I'm a minicamp body in 102-degree heat getting screamed at by the only other man my size: a middle-aged receivers coach they call Bow Wow. — Christopher Harris

The absorbed, disapproving regard of the middle-aged woman for her own face disappeared as he came up. ('The Snow Heart') — Elspeth Davie

Fennel, which is the spice for Wednesdays, the day of averages, of middle-aged people ... Fennel ... smelling of changes to come. — Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

First you are young, then you are middle aged; then you are old; then you are wonderful." Lady Diana Cooper — Marcia Tucker

It's hard to feel middle-aged, because how can you tell how long you are going to live? — Mignon McLaughlin

You know what it's like, finding eight middle-aged guys having tantric sex with ostriches? — Warren Ellis

Middle-aged memory [is] an instrument of torture: you reach for the fruit of memory and it vanishes, to appear when you no longer want it. — Castle Freeman Jr.

If I pop off and do something drastic, everyone's going to realise because they know I'm 50. Anyway, middle-aged women are sensational. — Samantha Bond

I looked into the mirror and saw this middle-aged woman who keeps invading my face. — Liv Ullmann

Some eras worship infancy; some, the aged. None as yet has adored middle age. — Mason Cooley

middle-aged woman trying to reach the — Robert Galbraith

Your skin is screaming for attention like a middle-aged woman in the front row at a Bon Jovi concert. — Kim Holden

Realise when you are 'middle aged' you have a chance for a whole second career, another love, another life. — Sharon Stone

Fate isn't some middle-aged man with a squint who won't recognize you if you change your clothes. — Meg Rosoff

Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven't had our coffee, in which case we feel 107. — Martha Beck

I don't have any children; I have four middle-aged people. — Dick Van Dyke

Women are not short. They're petite. They also are never middle-aged. They're mature. — Kristen Ashley

For some reason all the middle-aged women he knew were very efficient. — Haruki Murakami

A middle-aged cat will often play as unreservedly as a kitten, though he knows perfectly well it is only a game. — William Lyon Phelps

The middle-aged anchorman said. — James Patterson

I've played so many historical characters because most horrible dictators are short, fat, middle-aged men. — Bob Hoskins

It's kind of true, you do disappear off the planet if you are a middle-aged woman, but that has some advantages as well. — Diane Keaton

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men. — Kathy Griffin

Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles. — Don Marquis

I am essentially a middle-aged woman who likes making up weird snack combinations and galloping. — Miranda Hart

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. — C.S. Lewis

My biggest kick comes from the individual fans I run into. Middle-aged men ask me when we're going to do more Johnny Quest cartoons. — Joseph Barbera

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. — Walter Lippmann

Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it. — Ogden Nash

He carried his childhood like a hurt warm bird held to his middle-aged breast. — Herbert Gold

It's true that when you read YA you rarely have to read about middle-aged men having affairs. Personally I consider that a plus. — Erin Bow

Congress is a middle-aged, middle-class, white male power structure ... no wonder it's been so totally unresponsive to the needs of this country. — Bella Abzug

It's almost a rite of passage for the middle-aged, it seems, to invent generational stereotypes for dumping on the young. — Robin Marantz Henig

EGAD was a coffeehouse, built for the kids of Harrisonville by a middle-aged Jesus Freak. Its letters meant "Everybody Give A Damn! — Joe Eszterhas