Middle Aged Quotes
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I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged.
— Steven Morrissey
It was easy, terribly easy, to become with time a middle-aged spinster with a sharp tongue. She would have to guard against this.
— Alexander McCall Smith
I'm officially middle-aged. I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast.
— Jonathan Katz
It is the fear of middle-age in the young, of old-age in the middle-aged, which is the prime cause of infidelity, that infallible rejuvenator.
— Cyril Connolly
The only thing more pitiful than a middle-aged punk is a white Rastafarian. I did meet one of those once, and he was lonelier than I was.
— Louis De Bernieres
I think it's hilarious when middle-aged white men try to take themselves seriously. It makes me laugh.
— Chris Bauer
After a while the middle-aged person who lives in her head begins to talk to her soul, the kid.
— Anne Lamott
I'm a middle-aged dad, which means I have no social time or life to speak of, and so I connect with my buddies with my Xbox.
— Dee Bradley Baker
There comes a time in one's life, perhaps in middle age, when we stop and assess who we are, and the life we have.
— Fennel Hudson
As I approach mid-life, I feel like the old boot that lands on Mayfair after an eight-hour game of Monopoly.
— Fennel Hudson
It's a certain kind of hell, confessing your most humiliating sexual secrets to a room full of hairy middle-aged men.
— Jessica Knoll
Being middle-aged is about realising that you've lived most of your life. You don't have as much time in front of you as you have behind you.
— Julianne Moore
Europe to me is young people trying to appear middle-aged and middle-aged people trying to appear young.
— Mike Myers
I'm a white, middle-aged, married, middle-class male with kids. I couldn't be disenfranchised if I tried.
— Nick Harkaway
Unfortunately, at present, practically no one under thirty goes to workshops. It's a system of education entirely for the middle aged.
— Rupert Sheldrake
A middle-aged mother in a little town called Naples has been named Miss Dreamsville.
— Amy Hill Hearth
In Paris, women were not considered interesting until they were middle-aged. The Mist of Montmartre
— Peggy Kopman-Owens
Hostility to youth is the worst vice of the middle-aged.
— J. A. Spender
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
— Kin Hubbard
The middle-aged woman is the ground bed of the audience that watches television, and yet they are absolutely invisible.
— Samantha Bond
Country music historically has been sort of middle-aged people's music.
— John Shelton Reed
An unskilled middle-aged man can work in the mines, and it pays well.
— Richard Flanagan
Middle-aged people can balance between believing in God and breaking all the commandments without difficulty.
— T.H. White
No matter how old a mother is she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
— Florida Scott-Maxwell
Younger players in this music often turn out to be middle aged; it is not a young music.
— Derek Bailey
Logic , like lyrical poetry , is no employment for the middle-aged
— John Maynard Keynes
I tell you old and young are better than tired middle-aged, nothing is so dead dead-tired, dead every way as middle-aged.
— Gertrude Stein
I'm not trying to be a middle aged centerfold, I just want to look at myself naked and not be disgusted.
— Terry McMillan
When a middle-aged man says in a moment of weariness that he is half dead, he is telling the literal truth.
— Elmer Davis
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
— Oscar Wilde
There are very few record companies who will entertain a middle-aged woman coming to them with original material.
— Alison Moyet
Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless. Besides Danny Devito, there's only me to play them.
— Bob Hoskins
For some reason I seem to be a massive hit with middle-aged women. I seriously don't know what it is.
— John Barrowman
I can't help but wonder...if it's such a big deal for a middle-aged white guy to feel important...What happens when he doesn't?
— Andrea Portes
Was it too much to ask that he would see her and make an advance so she wouldn't come off as some middle-aged slut?
— Emma Sydney
There is a widening gap between the middle-aged-to-older generation, who still read newspapers and watch CCTV news, and the Internet generation.
— Rebecca MacKinnon
I said, in my new loud middle-aged-Jewish-woman voice.
— Jesse Andrews
Public and employer opinion often defeat society's best interests with a prejudice against middle-aged women.
— Kate Smith
I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show.
— Paul O'Grady
Oscar Wilde once quipped, "The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything and the young know everything.
— Ian Mortimer
Joanne Woodward's Mrs. Bridge is one of the best performances ever given on film of a middle-aged woman.
— Jeanine Basinger
You can (be a middle-aged comic) if you work very hard at it, because comedy is really hard.
— Andrew Denton
The purpose of the Senate is to keep 100 middle aged knuckleheads out of the private sector where they can do real harm.
— P. J. O'Rourke
I'm a minicamp body in 102-degree heat getting screamed at by the only other man my size: a middle-aged receivers coach they call Bow Wow.
— Christopher Harris
The absorbed, disapproving regard of the middle-aged woman for her own face disappeared as he came up. ('The Snow Heart')
— Elspeth Davie
Fennel, which is the spice for Wednesdays, the day of averages, of middle-aged people ... Fennel ... smelling of changes to come.
— Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
First you are young, then you are middle aged; then you are old; then you are wonderful." Lady Diana Cooper
— Marcia Tucker
It's hard to feel middle-aged, because how can you tell how long you are going to live?
— Mignon McLaughlin
You know what it's like, finding eight middle-aged guys having tantric sex with ostriches?
— Warren Ellis
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Middle-aged memory [is] an instrument of torture: you reach for the fruit of memory and it vanishes, to appear when you no longer want it.
— Castle Freeman Jr.
If I pop off and do something drastic, everyone's going to realise because they know I'm 50. Anyway, middle-aged women are sensational.
— Samantha Bond
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— Robert Galbraith
Your skin is screaming for attention like a middle-aged woman in the front row at a Bon Jovi concert.
— Kim Holden
Realise when you are 'middle aged' you have a chance for a whole second career, another love, another life.
— Sharon Stone
Fate isn't some middle-aged man with a squint who won't recognize you if you change your clothes.
— Meg Rosoff
I don't have any children; I have four middle-aged people.
— Dick Van Dyke
Women are not short. They're petite. They also are never middle-aged. They're mature.
— Kristen Ashley
For some reason all the middle-aged women he knew were very efficient.
— Haruki Murakami
A middle-aged cat will often play as unreservedly as a kitten, though he knows perfectly well it is only a game.
— William Lyon Phelps
The middle-aged anchorman said.
— James Patterson
I've played so many historical characters because most horrible dictators are short, fat, middle-aged men.
— Bob Hoskins
It's kind of true, you do disappear off the planet if you are a middle-aged woman, but that has some advantages as well.
— Diane Keaton
I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
— Kathy Griffin
I am essentially a middle-aged woman who likes making up weird snack combinations and galloping.
— Miranda Hart
My biggest kick comes from the individual fans I run into. Middle-aged men ask me when we're going to do more Johnny Quest cartoons.
— Joseph Barbera
Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives.
— Walter Lippmann
Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.
— Ogden Nash
