
At a certain age, you have to choose between your face and your ass. —
Catherine Deneuve

I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations. —
Darynda Jones

He had told her he wasn't Prince Charming, but what he hadn't said, was he wished he could be. —
C.J. Roberts

Usually with life, you start wherever you are, and you flail around for a while
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Anne Lamott

Most national advertising is done without justification. It is merely presumed to pay. A little test might show a way to multiply returns —
Claude C. Hopkins

Leaping away from my mistakes has propelled me forward. It has great force behind it. It makes for great storytelling. —
Holly Near

There are no trifles in the human story, no trifling leaves on the tree. —
Victor Hugo

I went to an all boys' school in South London and the only god was sport. —
Lennie James

How about "diamonds are a girl's best friends"? Nope. It should be switched around and pointed out, instead, that your best friends are diamonds. —
Gina Barreca