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The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too? — Cheshire Cat

There's a good reason catas say me-ow rather than we-ow or you-ow. — David Fisher

Trust me. A storm is brewing inside this cool cat now. She'll gradually break down and you'll see what's behind the clouds. — Mahbod Seraji

You'll drain me dry, but not my neck, and you'll beg me to stop before I'm finished. -Bones — Jeaniene Frost

I love doing eyes - my signature look is a cat eye. I think it's so feminine, and it reminds me of old Hollywood. — Mallory Jansen

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that? — Wendy Liebman

I forgave you because I love you and I hate being without you. I hate it, my cat hates it. And because Catarina convinced me I was being stupid. — Cassandra Clare

The big one I missed out on was 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.' MGM wanted me for it, and Warner Bros. wouldn't give me permission to do it. — Carroll Baker

I wouldn't say pop stars hit on me - that's just stuff the papers make up. — Cat Deeley

All cat stories start with this statement: My mother, who was the first cat, told me this ... — Shirley Jackson

This better be good, cat. You're stupid Summoning spell could've killed me! What is it you want?-Meghan Chase to Grimalkin. — Julie Kagawa

I had to stop sneaking around girls' houses like some kind of dumb-ass cat burglar. Clearly it got me nowhere good. — Kieran Scott

There's nothing wrong with it. It's only a word. What's in a name? Nothing! Cats say, "Call me Muhammed so-and-so. " — Art Blakey

Base stealing for me is another sport all by itself. It's a game within a game. I'm the mouse and the cats are trying to trap me. — Maury Wills

You're like a cat. If I get close, you'll ignore me and go far away. If I get hurt, you'll play around to share the pain. — Naoshi Arakawa

Really I'm just an actor. The only difference between me and those cats in Hollywood is that I write my own script. — Jimi Hendrix

My eldest cat, "Nigger-Man," was seven years old and had come with me from my home in Bolton, Massachusetts; — H.P. Lovecraft

I love you. You have no idea what you are worth to me. — Jeaniene Frost

So ... " He picked a yellow cat skull out of an alcove, turned it toward me, and moved the jaws up and down as he asked, "What do we do now? — Julie Kagawa

I can't stay away from you," he whispers ... "Don't stay away from me, then," I whisper back ... — Cat Patrick

For me, reading is remembering. — Cat Patrick

I like to be confident, absolutely not cocky, and I like to have that healthy fear of my opponents. It keeps me on my toes. — Cat Zingano

He gave me a look of mingled anticipation, curiosity, and compassion, like a cat with a captive bird in its claws. — Walter Moers

Catharine Victoria Santoro di Valleria." Cat blinked. "Why are you 'full naming' me? — Marianne Knightly

Persian pussy from over the sea demure and lazy and smug and fat none of your ribbons and bells for me ours is the zest of the alley cat — Don Marquis

I heard a wise saying once that has helped me: Negative feelings are like stray cats. The more you feed them, the more they hang around. — Joyce Rupp

I've been married for 46 years, and I live in a nice house, my grass is always cut, I pay my bills, and my cat loves me! — Christopher Walken

You look all elegant and sleek, like some golden and black cat. Then you go all ghetto on me when a pretty book shakes its ass in front of you. — Rhys Ford

When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. — Rodney Dangerfield

The universe considers me its personal cat toy. — J. Michael Straczynski

Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins. — Ricky Gervais

For Christmas my family bought me a new Scrabble board (the one that swivels!) and cat treats. Am I eighty five? — Taylor Swift

Finally." The cat sniffed and gave me a look of triumph. "I never thought I would see the day when a human said something sensible. — Julie Kagawa

I couldn't believe this. My first very good friend had run off to Japan and never written me and now my second very good friend had stolen my cat. — Kristen Tracy

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones. — Dan Harmon

Cat Stevens' music, voice, and energy made me feel so secure. He sounded different from some of the paternal figures in my life, so gentle and kind. — Rivers Cuomo

Me and my insatiable curiosity. If there's any justice in the world, I was a very good cat in a past life. — Rhi Etzweiler

To me, money is the ability to create lifelong experiences for my family and myself, to educate my children and a way to give back to humanity. — Cat Cora

Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat about it, and he reminds me I'm James Franco. Then we dance. — James Franco

At morning, I'm unruffled - I'll sit with my tea and Muse Cat beside me and listen to the soft chime of the grandfather clock ... — John Geddes

Meow,' Cat Norman said simply, parking his big butt by my foot and looking up at me. 'Meow.'
'I hate you,' I told him. He didn't even flinch. — Sarah Dessen

My cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it — Megan Boyle

I'm looking for a hard-headed woman, One who will make me do my best, And if I find my hard-headed woman, I know the rest of my life will be blessed — Cat Stevens

I dread this power he has over me. It makes me want to tell him all my secrets and see if he still wants me. — Amanda Bouchet

My teeth ache, my gums hurt, and my cat is tearing me apart, wanting you in every way imaginable. Your body. Your magic. Your fire spirit. Your blood. — N.D. Jones

Toilet paper unrolled and slithered
then wrapped around my tummy.
That paper tried to roll me up
into an Egyptian mummy. — Melinda K. Trotter

Not me, of course, as I am now officially a spinster librarian and must stay home with my cat and drink tea. — Eleanor Brown

Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth.
Cat to Bones — Jeaniene Frost

Always looking out for me, my big sister, no matter what. Even on her dying breath. — Cat Porter

Listen, said Beverly. Let me tell you something. There is no Very Friendly Animal Center. That cat is long gone. — Kate DiCamillo

It's a cat. Boy, you couldn't slip anything past me tonight. — Kim Harrison

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice? — Bette Midler

People and their religions don't affect me. — Cat Power

My wife calls me grumpy cat. I'm normally a very pleasant person to be around. — Jonathan Tucker

If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have. — Berkeley Breathed

John softened, and many years later he said to me, "You know, if we were ever to divorce, I get the cat." There is a — Katherine Paterson

I think I would probably be He-Man because Battle Cat would clinch the deal for me because I've always wanted a large, green cat. — Simon Pegg

I usually just have one cat. It is difficult, but I have my one cat that he'll travel with me if it's appropriate, if I'm not going overseas. — Gina Gershon

Yearning for love made her feel like a cat that was always twining around ankles, meowing Pet me, pet me, look at me, love me. — Laini Taylor

Ever heard the story about a cat that accidentally caught a mouse in his sleep? Me neither — Mike Murdock

My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego. — Michelle M. Pillow

Well, yes, Dustpaw, launching an attack and knocking me back across the border is one option. But is it wise to take on a cat twice your size? — Erin Hunter

I'm like Kipling's cat - I walk by my wild lone and wave my wild tail where so it pleases me. — L.M. Montgomery

I lean into him and tuck my head into that space between his head and his shoulder - the space that I always thought was custom-made just for me. — Cat Clarke

It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can't see. — Eleanor Farjeon

What do you mean she left me the embryos? I'm supposed to get the cat. — Susan Mallery

You see me no more comfortable in it than a cat coiffed with a calabash. — Victor Hugo

It hasn't escaped my notice that you only compliment me when you're intoxicated. — Jeaniene Frost

It was not I who was teaching my cat to gather rosebuds, but she who was teaching me. — Irving Townsend

You have learned enough to see that cats are much like you and me. — T. S. Eliot

If you, Like me, Were made of fur, And sun warmed you, Like me, You'd purr. — Karla Kuskin

Coming up. A large tawny cat announced this to me at the same moment that he effortlessly elevated onto my lap. I stared at him in surprise. — Robin Hobb

Instead, I have the alien version of Grumpy Cat, and he just roped and tied me like a calf at a rodeo. Asshole. — Ruby Dixon

There's more than one way to skin a cat, my father used to say; it bothered me, I didn't see why they would want to skin a cat even one way. — Margaret Atwood

Mayoimashita. Can you help me find my cat? - Watashi — Adam Johnson

When I came in he threw himself on his knees before me and implored me to let him have a cat; that his salvation depended upon it. — Bram Stoker

I'm pretty much a cat that way. Scratch my stomach, and I'll purr at you, but I'll want to gut you with my claws even more than if you'd ignored me. — Tad Williams

After you, probably anyone can have me who wants me. A woman, many women. But never another cat. — Colette

The cat looks at her and meows, Feed me, for I am beautiful. Orito — David Mitchell

I don't wake up each morning saying, 'Oh, wow, it's me. I think I'm the cat's meow. I'm the best.' — Jeb Bush

I am talking to a cat. A cat is talking to me. — Katherine Applegate

Because I like to flirt with death. Let's do this, give me your best shot, human. Let's see who gives in first. This isn't my first time. — Shakuita Johnson

Cleaning cat litter is an unpleasant daily chore for me, but the DuraScoop makes it much less unpleasant. — Mark Frauenfelder

I'm in wheelchair, man. You gonna tell me I can't have my seeing-eye cat with me? — Amy Harmon

She is just Cat. She curls up on my chest whenever I sit down, and goes to sleep. I hope she doesn't miss me. I'm going to miss her. — Derek Landy

You're not supposed to smile at me like I'm a little kitten that stupidly thinks it's a jungle cat. — Suzanne Wright

Give her to me."
Turning away with his prize, Lock shook his head. "No. Get your own cat."
"She's my sister. — Shelly Laurenston

I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur. — Rita Rudner