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Rise and shine, porcupines!
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WORTH IT and perfect are different things. No one's perfect, yet in romance, everyone becomes WORTH IT. And that's the trick.
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Sometimes people graduate but they don't leave. They hang around for years, for no reason. I would think of ghosts like that, I decided.
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Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing!
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Money is for doing things, my love. Don't sit on it like a hen sits on an egg. It doesn't hatch. I should know. I've made enough of it.
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Prefects. I had learned this one. Student council types, but with superpowers. They who must be obeyed.
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Rory, do you want to go live in the sky? On a Pegasus?
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One person's crazy is another person's sane, I guess.
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This wasn't a position she wanted to be in. And yet ... yet she knew that she was going to do it anyway.
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Some nutter's gone and pulled a Jack the Ripper.
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You could wear the same outfit every single day and no guy - who isn't gay - will notice.
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What tinfoil?" he asked.
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One of them hung a pink bra from our lighting fixture. I left it there. It was a nice bra
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I take my best lessons from nature, and nature says 'When something flies at your head- move.
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I don't think I've ever seen you without braids. I thought your hair just grew that way.
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I knew it was beautiful, but knowing something is beautiful and caring about it are two very different things, and I didn't care.
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Hot tea," he said, holding the cups. "It's just wrong.
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I'm Keith," he said, "and you're ... clearly mad, but what's your name?
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I felt the like blossom in me.
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I can sleep like a champion. I once slept through a smoke alarm going off. For three hours. In my bedroom.
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Were you playing with Stuart? she asked.The question was loaded. I was a filthy, filthy woman, and even the five-year-old knew it. — Maureen Johnson
I'm the last of the mad ones.
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Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.
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Something about her suggested that her leisure activities included wrestling large woodland animals and banging bricks together.
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People always say they can't do things, that they're impossible. They just haven't been creative enough.
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If they bulge in the brain or anywhere else of interest, the wallet is a good alternate location. And I should know.
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A woman who shaves or otherwise depilates her pubic curls has a profound interest in recreational sex.
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Something about this boat screamed, I am a very popular model in the world's oil-bearing regions. I cost more than your soul!
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Fear can't hurt you," she said. "When it washes over you, give it no power. It's a snake with no venom. Remember that. That knowledge can save you.
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I had always assumed the weekend was a holy tradition, respected by good people everywhere. Not so at Wexford.
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She firmly held the theory that everyone gets at least one very stupid superpower.
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It was like the entire world was colluding to make me feel insane, and it was doing a really good job.
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Charlotte had been beaten over the head with a lamp by an invisible man. I was prepared to give her a pass.
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You have to imagine your way through. Never say something can't be done, even if it's weird.
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Once again, her parents' problems had run through her life like a piece of heavy equipment, smashing everything in their way.
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You can never visit the same place twice. Each time, it's a different story. By the very act of coming back, you wipe out what came before.
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Walk really, really carefully. It's not complicated, but if you mess up, you'll die, so pay attention.
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Salt. Wound. Together at last.
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I could pretend, at least, and if I pretended long enough, maybe I could make it into a reality.
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My final word: don't follow your dreams ... chase them. With a stick, or a shovel, or whatever you have handy. Get that [bleep]ing dream!
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He was the closest thing she had to a pony.
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Her kung fu is that powerful.
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Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.
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Things change. Never act is if situations won't change
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Tell me what you want, what you really, really want," he said."Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison. — Maureen Johnson
I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear.
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You're not weird in the head.' 'There's a giant talking chicken next to me that would say otherwise.
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Did you ask people to crime scenes on dates?
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Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph!
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Stuart must have sensed my despair from the way I began lightly banging my forehead on the table.
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But knowing something is beautiful and caring about it are two very different things.
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It just seemed like telling the truth would mean admitting some weakness
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You're ... a demon hunter?''It's not as exciting as it sounds,' he said. 'There is a surprising amount of paperwork involved. — Maureen Johnson
Tired, but not the kind of tired that sleep fixes.
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You want to go back to my house the long way?" he asked."Or the shortcut? You have to be cold-"
"Long way," I replied. "The long way, for sure. — Maureen Johnson
Welsh is an actual, currently used language and our next-door neighbors Angela and Gaenor spoke it. It sounds like Wizard.
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Lecturing Brooks was as useful as lecturing a cat.
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Kissing is something that makes up for a whole lot of the other crap you have to put up with in school, and as a teenager in general
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New start or not, there was a line to be drawn, and that line was singing musicals to yourself as serious psychological motivation.
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I miss you so much it's giving me a pain in my pancreas.
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Nowhere was good. Except with Eric. He had both perfumed and poisoned her entire world.
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The best part, without any question, was the tie. I've always liked ties, but it seemed like too much of a Statement to wear them.
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The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.
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I feel warm and reassured," I whispered. "He's like Santa.
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No sausage? he asked.Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record. — Maureen Johnson
I realize Jubilee is a bit of a stripper name. You probably think I have heard the call of the pole.
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I'll go to Venice and drown my sorrows.
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Being sixteen means you have to be a genius conversational editor.
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Guilt isn't always a rational thing, Clio realized. Guilt is a weight that will crush you whether you deserve it or not.
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Did I just kill someone?""You can't kill a dead person," Callum said. "Makes no sense. — Maureen Johnson
The expression is: a boy's best friend is his mother. It's not: a boy's best pimp is his mother. It is that way for a reason.
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Why Paris? Paris needs no reason. Paris is its own reason.
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She called, "Aurora!" in a penetrating voice that could cause a small bird to fall dead out of the sky.
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There is nothing about a bad situation that fourteen hyper cheerleaders can't worsen.
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And I think something is beautiful if it reveals something important about what it means to be alive.
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It was clearly one of those mornings when I was particularly American.
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What the hell is wrong with you? he asked.It was a good question. — Maureen Johnson
Writing is one of the few careers for which you essentially train yourself, the other two major ones being juggling and pickpocketing.
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Nothing was quite like it was supposed to be.
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Is this all right?" he asked. He was using that very low, somewhat husky universal kissing voice. "Huh?" I said, because I am sexy. — Maureen Johnson
She wasn't only gay, she was a gay elf.
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Sometimes, life leaves you without directions, without guideposts or signs. When this happens, you just have to pick a direction and run like hell.
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I don't mind bigots. You're allowed to be bigoted, if that makes you happy. Just do it at home. And not around the children.
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It could have been like a fairy tale. But fairy tales aren't real. Things don't work like that. There's a price for everything.
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I am a mass of contradictions.
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We Deveauxs preferred to talk you to death, rather than face you in physical combat.
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I like you because you were mad. And you're pretty. And pretty sane for a mad person.
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The kids I talk to are readers, and the craziest, the most dedicated readers you will ever see.
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Although it was very cold, he wore no coat. I think some English people think coats are for the weak.
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, I don't think you would just be treated like a member ofan agency. You'd be treated like an asset. And assets don't get to have lives.
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English rain feels obligatory, like paperwork. It dampens already damn days and slicks the stones.
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No one in history had ever done less and yet been so wrong.
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