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Rise and shine, porcupines! — Maureen Johnson

Keep calm and carry on.
Also, stay in and hide because the Ripper is coming. — Maureen Johnson

WORTH IT and perfect are different things. No one's perfect, yet in romance, everyone becomes WORTH IT. And that's the trick. — Maureen Johnson

Sometimes people graduate but they don't leave. They hang around for years, for no reason. I would think of ghosts like that, I decided. — Maureen Johnson

Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing! — Maureen Johnson

Money is for doing things, my love. Don't sit on it like a hen sits on an egg. It doesn't hatch. I should know. I've made enough of it. — Maureen Johnson

Prefects. I had learned this one. Student council types, but with superpowers. They who must be obeyed. — Maureen Johnson

Rory, do you want to go live in the sky? On a Pegasus? — Maureen Johnson

One person's crazy is another person's sane, I guess. — Maureen Johnson

This wasn't a position she wanted to be in. And yet ... yet she knew that she was going to do it anyway. — Maureen Johnson

Some nutter's gone and pulled a Jack the Ripper. — Maureen Johnson

I may have been a complete lunatic, but I was a complete lunatic with manners. — Maureen Johnson

You could wear the same outfit every single day and no guy - who isn't gay - will notice. — Maureen Johnson

What tinfoil?" he asked. — Maureen Johnson

One of them hung a pink bra from our lighting fixture. I left it there. It was a nice bra — Maureen Johnson

I take my best lessons from nature, and nature says 'When something flies at your head- move. — Maureen Johnson

I don't think I've ever seen you without braids. I thought your hair just grew that way. — Maureen Johnson

I knew it was beautiful, but knowing something is beautiful and caring about it are two very different things, and I didn't care. — Maureen Johnson

Hot tea," he said, holding the cups. "It's just wrong. — Maureen Johnson

I'm Keith," he said, "and you're ... clearly mad, but what's your name? — Maureen Johnson

Quarrels are a natural part of relationships. Making up is always the best part. — Maureen Johnson

I felt the like blossom in me. — Maureen Johnson

I can sleep like a champion. I once slept through a smoke alarm going off. For three hours. In my bedroom. — Maureen Johnson

Were you playing with Stuart? she asked.
The question was loaded. I was a filthy, filthy woman, and even the five-year-old knew it. — Maureen Johnson

I'm the last of the mad ones. — Maureen Johnson

Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward. — Maureen Johnson

Something about her suggested that her leisure activities included wrestling large woodland animals and banging bricks together. — Maureen Johnson

People always say they can't do things, that they're impossible. They just haven't been creative enough. — Maureen Johnson

If they bulge in the brain or anywhere else of interest, the wallet is a good alternate location. And I should know. — Maureen Johnson

A woman who shaves or otherwise depilates her pubic curls has a profound interest in recreational sex. — Maureen Johnson

Something about this boat screamed, I am a very popular model in the world's oil-bearing regions. I cost more than your soul! — Maureen Johnson

Fear can't hurt you," she said. "When it washes over you, give it no power. It's a snake with no venom. Remember that. That knowledge can save you. — Maureen Johnson

I had always assumed the weekend was a holy tradition, respected by good people everywhere. Not so at Wexford. — Maureen Johnson

She firmly held the theory that everyone gets at least one very stupid superpower. — Maureen Johnson

It was like the entire world was colluding to make me feel insane, and it was doing a really good job. — Maureen Johnson

Charlotte had been beaten over the head with a lamp by an invisible man. I was prepared to give her a pass. — Maureen Johnson

You have to imagine your way through. Never say something can't be done, even if it's weird. — Maureen Johnson

Once again, her parents' problems had run through her life like a piece of heavy equipment, smashing everything in their way. — Maureen Johnson

You can never visit the same place twice. Each time, it's a different story. By the very act of coming back, you wipe out what came before. — Maureen Johnson

Walk really, really carefully. It's not complicated, but if you mess up, you'll die, so pay attention. — Maureen Johnson

Salt. Wound. Together at last. — Maureen Johnson

I could pretend, at least, and if I pretended long enough, maybe I could make it into a reality. — Maureen Johnson

My final word: don't follow your dreams ... chase them. With a stick, or a shovel, or whatever you have handy. Get that [bleep]ing dream! — Maureen Johnson

I had always liked him, but it never occurred to me to like him, like him. — Maureen Johnson

He was the closest thing she had to a pony. — Maureen Johnson

Her kung fu is that powerful. — Maureen Johnson

Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies. — Maureen Johnson

Things change. Never act is if situations won't change — Maureen Johnson

Tell me what you want, what you really, really want," he said.
"Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison. — Maureen Johnson

I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear. — Maureen Johnson

I never shut up'
Yes, you do'
Not much'
I could make you shut up'
Oh, yeah? ... How? — Maureen Johnson

You're not weird in the head.' 'There's a giant talking chicken next to me that would say otherwise. — Maureen Johnson

People can't really sympathize with you properly when you've woken them up — Maureen Johnson

Did you ask people to crime scenes on dates? — Maureen Johnson

Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph! — Maureen Johnson

Stuart must have sensed my despair from the way I began lightly banging my forehead on the table. — Maureen Johnson

Sometimes you have to see the bathroom to know the hard reality of things. — Maureen Johnson

But knowing something is beautiful and caring about it are two very different things. — Maureen Johnson

It just seemed like telling the truth would mean admitting some weakness — Maureen Johnson

You're ... a demon hunter?'
'It's not as exciting as it sounds,' he said. 'There is a surprising amount of paperwork involved. — Maureen Johnson

Tired, but not the kind of tired that sleep fixes. — Maureen Johnson

You want to go back to my house the long way?" he asked.
"Or the shortcut? You have to be cold-"
"Long way," I replied. "The long way, for sure. — Maureen Johnson

Welsh is an actual, currently used language and our next-door neighbors Angela and Gaenor spoke it. It sounds like Wizard. — Maureen Johnson

Lecturing Brooks was as useful as lecturing a cat. — Maureen Johnson

Kissing is something that makes up for a whole lot of the other crap you have to put up with in school, and as a teenager in general — Maureen Johnson Name Of The Star

New start or not, there was a line to be drawn, and that line was singing musicals to yourself as serious psychological motivation. — Maureen Johnson

I miss you so much it's giving me a pain in my pancreas. — Maureen Johnson

Nowhere was good. Except with Eric. He had both perfumed and poisoned her entire world. — Maureen Johnson

The best part, without any question, was the tie. I've always liked ties, but it seemed like too much of a Statement to wear them. — Maureen Johnson

The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs. — Maureen Johnson

I feel warm and reassured," I whispered. "He's like Santa. — Maureen Johnson

No sausage? he asked.
Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record. — Maureen Johnson

I realize Jubilee is a bit of a stripper name. You probably think I have heard the call of the pole. — Maureen Johnson

I'll go to Venice and drown my sorrows. — Maureen Johnson

Being sixteen means you have to be a genius conversational editor. — Maureen Johnson

Guilt isn't always a rational thing, Clio realized. Guilt is a weight that will crush you whether you deserve it or not. — Maureen Johnson

Did I just kill someone?"
"You can't kill a dead person," Callum said. "Makes no sense. — Maureen Johnson

The expression is: a boy's best friend is his mother. It's not: a boy's best pimp is his mother. It is that way for a reason. — Maureen Johnson

Why Paris? Paris needs no reason. Paris is its own reason. — Maureen Johnson

My rule is: the second you find yourself doing something you hate, quit doing it. — Maureen Johnson

She called, "Aurora!" in a penetrating voice that could cause a small bird to fall dead out of the sky. — Maureen Johnson

There is nothing about a bad situation that fourteen hyper cheerleaders can't worsen. — Maureen Johnson

And I think something is beautiful if it reveals something important about what it means to be alive. — Maureen Johnson

It was clearly one of those mornings when I was particularly American. — Maureen Johnson

What the hell is wrong with you? he asked.
It was a good question. — Maureen Johnson

Writing is one of the few careers for which you essentially train yourself, the other two major ones being juggling and pickpocketing. — Maureen Johnson

Nothing was quite like it was supposed to be. — Maureen Johnson

Is this all right?" he asked. He was using that very low, somewhat husky universal kissing voice.
"Huh?" I said, because I am sexy. — Maureen Johnson

She wasn't only gay, she was a gay elf. — Maureen Johnson

Sometimes, life leaves you without directions, without guideposts or signs. When this happens, you just have to pick a direction and run like hell. — Maureen Johnson

I don't mind bigots. You're allowed to be bigoted, if that makes you happy. Just do it at home. And not around the children. — Maureen Johnson

It could have been like a fairy tale. But fairy tales aren't real. Things don't work like that. There's a price for everything. — Maureen Johnson

I am a mass of contradictions. — Maureen Johnson

We Deveauxs preferred to talk you to death, rather than face you in physical combat. — Maureen Johnson

I like you because you were mad. And you're pretty. And pretty sane for a mad person. — Maureen Johnson

The kids I talk to are readers, and the craziest, the most dedicated readers you will ever see. — Maureen Johnson

Although it was very cold, he wore no coat. I think some English people think coats are for the weak. — Maureen Johnson

, I don't think you would just be treated like a member ofan agency. You'd be treated like an asset. And assets don't get to have lives. — Maureen Johnson

English rain feels obligatory, like paperwork. It dampens already damn days and slicks the stones. — Maureen Johnson

No one in history had ever done less and yet been so wrong. — Maureen Johnson