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My energies have been drained.Masturbating too much will do that. — Michelle M. Pillow
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!
— Robin Williams
I think masturbating is a really important function in art. People don't like to hear that kind of stuff, but it's true.
— Patti Smith
It's amazing what I could've written in my life if I had realized that I should keep writing and not masturbating.
— Lewis Black
Remember what Anatole France said about the dog masturbating on your leg'Sure, it's honest, but who needs it? — Richard Yates
Masturbating but did not. He didn't reject the idea so much
— David Foster Wallace
There is no way I am masturbating with a gringo to something as vile and disgusting as worm-rape!
— Vince Kramer
That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn't make you go blind.
— Barbara Elsborg
Masturbating is no more sinful than praying or meditating.
— Abhijit Naskar
If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!
— Lenny Bruce
Desperately looking for a vital but lost bit of paperwork or just frantically masturbating to the Eroica symphony.
— David Mitchell
On her daughter's pet rabbit: I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his bowl.
— Kate Beckinsale
I can't," I said. "I threw my back out masturbating.
— Chelsea Handler
Breaking news is the most masturbating thing journalists do.
— Felix Salmon
I will say it here on louder, all people to can hear it. I "DeYtH Banger" - I have masturbating problem ): .
— Deyth Banger
I call masturbating "Gregging," named not after a man named Greg, but a guy named Dave.
— Jarod Kintz
I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating
— Mike Tyson
Getting caught masturbating sucks. I got caught masturbating in jail 7 or 8 times, it really sucks.
— Ricky Martin
How did I know? Paul, I've known since you were eight and I caught you masturbating in front of the TV to Bo and Luke Duke.
— Heidi Cullinan
My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.
— Roddy Piper
