Josh Bazell Quotes
Top 11 wise famous quotes and sayings by Josh Bazell
Josh Bazell Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Josh Bazell on Wise Famous Quotes.
Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker.
So I'm on my way to work and I stop to watch a pigeon fight a rat in the snow, and some fuckhead tries to mug me!
Ah, youth. It's like heroin you've smoked instead of snorted. Gone so fast you can't believe you still have to pay for it.
If you're going to be soulless, you should at least consider outsourcing your conscience to someone else.
When God is truly angry, He will not send vengeful angels.
He will send Magdalena.
Then take her away.
He will send Magdalena.
Then take her away.
That look you get after every bone in your face has been broken at least once and then allowed to set without medical attention