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Love without sacrifice is like theft — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole. — John Mortimer

I want to explore marriage without the usual Hallmark Card platitudes. Life is difficult, and I like movies that acknowledge that. — Harold Ramis

A band is like a marriage, and if you're in a marriage with someone, and you lose yourself in that marriage, the relationship is over, really. — Richie Sambora

Schopenhauer writes about marriage. He says getting married is like grasping blind into a sack of snakes and hoping to find an eel. — Laura Moriarty

You see, Marriage is like a Coffin, and each Kid is another Nail. — Matt Groening

The story of my marriage, which is the great joy and astonishment of my life, is too much like a fairy tale, the German kind, unsweetened by Disney. — Ann Patchett

Marriage is so much like salvation and our relationship with Christ that Paul says you can't understand marriage without looking at the gospel. — Timothy Keller

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. — Lisa Hoffman

Marriage is like a formality for me. — David Copperfield

Marriage is like war - an experience that no adventurous man would evade, and no sensible man repeat. — Ursula Parrott

Maybe the point is that any marriage is work, but you may as well pick work that you like. — Mindy Kaling

Marriage is like a row boat: it fits two, it doesn't work on auto-pilot and it's very difficult to have sex in. — Dana Gould

Marriage, like death, is a debt we owe to nature. — Julia Ward Howe

Marriage is like a well-built porch. If one of the two posts leans too much, the porch collapses. So each must be strong enough to stand on its own. — Deb Caletti

Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it. — Laurence J. Peter

Love can be angry ... with a kind of anger in which there is no gall, like the dove's and not the ravens. — Saint Augustine

Marriage is what you make of it, and God has many versions of what that looks like based on what different souls need, in order to grow. — Shannon L. Alder

Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor. — Warren Farrell

A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it. — Mignon McLaughlin

I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain't. — Will Rogers

True love is wanting to spend the rest of your life with someone you would sometimes also like to strangle. — Crystal Woods

Giving men marriage tips is a little like offering Vikings a free booklet titled How Not to Pillage. — Robert Wright

Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what it's like for a minute? — Lindsay Lohan

Marriage! ... Why, it is like living in a thimble with a hippopotamus! — Phyllis Bottome

A band is like a marriage - you don't know why it works, but when it does, everything feels right. — Nuno Bettencourt

Marriage is like a fine aged wine. It has to endure its Time of Fermenting before its full-bodied Flavor and Bouquetcan be appreciate. — Mary Summer Rain

Marriage is like a temple resting on two pillars. If they come too close to each other the temple will collapse. — Khalil Gibran

A good marriage is like Dr Who's Tardis: small and banal from the outside but spacious and interesting from within. — Katharine Whitehorn

Staying in a marriage without love is like serving a life sentence with an incompatible cell mate. — Jeanne Phillips

A bad marriage is like an electrical thrilling machine: it makes you dance, but you can't let go. — Ambrose Bierce

Remember, a good marriage is like a campfire. Both grow cold if left unattended. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

No one knows what a marriage is like except the two people in it - and sometimes one of them doesn't know. — Ann Landers

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising. — E.W. Howe

Marriage, like everything else in the world, is holy or unholy depending on the purpose the mind ascribes to it. — Marianne Williamson

Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It's not the point of the thing, is it? — Garrison Keillor

Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky. — Cathy Ladman

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. — Leonardo Da Vinci

Marriage is like a vacuum cleaner. You stick it to your ear and it sucks out all your energy and ambition. — Marlo Thomas

When it is time to part, then it is time to part. There should be no regrets. The beauty of marriage is like the fleeting perfection of a snowflake. — Ming-Dao Deng

Marriage is forever. It's like cement. — Peter O'Toole

Marriage is like a fingerprint. Everyone's is different. — Angela Lam Turpin

Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end. — Lois Greiman

Love is an ideal. A false hope. Marriage is the reality. And like all realities it is painful. — Anonymous

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached. — Jacob Braude

Marriage is like money - seem to want it, and you never get it. — Letitia Elizabeth Landon

Marriage is something to be cherished. It should be tended like a precious garden. — DeBorrah K. Ogans

Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more, but you only get 65% as much. — Aristotle.

Marriage is like the Middle East, isn't it? There's no solution. — Willy Russell

Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it. — Phyllis Schlafly

Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange, like a Woody Allen marriage. — Norm MacDonald

When you genuinely feel like that was the right relationship, you're supposed to give it all you can. That's what marriage is about. — Khloe Kardashian

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. — Irwin Corey

There is a rhythm to the ending of a marriage just like the rhythm of a courtship, only backward. — Erica Jong

Our marriages were meant to be alive, not dead. Is your marriage more like romance or roadkill? — Beth Moore

Being in a marriage and having children is the greatest pleasure, but it is certainly not the easiest pleasure. It is not like eating ice cream. — Andrew Solomon

Marriage like government is a series of compromises. One must give and take, repair and restrain, endure and be patient. — Samuel Smiles

Finding the one who loves you is like lottery but you don't have to close up the page, just keep on searching and you'll find. — Auliq Ice

A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus. — Ogden Nash

Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there. — Carol Leifer

Their idea is that marriage is for legalized prostitution. They think like that, — A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada

Marriage is like a magnifying glass. It simply magnifies the misery or the happiness that you had as a single person. — Bo Sanchez

Marriage is like democracy - it doesn't really work, but it's all we've been able to come up with ... — Shirley Hazzard

When you're old-fashioned like I am, you know marriage is forever. Those vows are a promise. — Brad Paisley

We all have a childhood dream that when there is love, everything goes like silk, but the reality is that marriage requires a lot of compromise. — Raquel Welch

Being married is like having somebody permanently in your corner. It feels limitless, not limited. — Gloria Steinem

You're the girl that guys like us, if we're smart and if we're lucky that is, you're the girl we marry. You're the marriage girl. — Penny Reid

Impersonal criticism?is like an impersonal fist fight or an impersonal marriage, and as successful. — George Jean Nathan

Well! marriage is like death, it comes to all. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Modern American marriage is like a wire fence. The woman's the wire -the posts are the husband's. — Langdon Elwyn Mitchell

A perfect marriage is like a pure heart ... those who have it are fit to see God. — Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward

Culture is like the current of the ocean. Where has it taken your marriage? — Ted Lowe

He remembers which sister
I like least and asks
how she is doing.
(lines 9-11 of the poem 'Divorce') — Carrie Etter

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. — Frank Pittman

She says affection is all very well being imagined, like a romantic fancy, but marriage should be based on practical purposes in order to last longer. — Aya Ling

Management must show compassion. Management without compassion is like a marriage without love.' - Malik of America Square. — Mike O'Sullivan

Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you. — Dov Davidoff

Like dear St. Francis of Assisi I am wedded to Poverty: but in my case the marriage is not a success. — Oscar Wilde

Organizing a marriage is like forming a government after a war. — David Foenkinos

Fitness is like marriage, you can't cheat and expect it to work. — Anonymous

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet. — Seth Rogen

Real giving is when we give to our spouses what's important to them, whether we understand it, like it, agree with it, or not. — Michele Weiner-Davis

Pink Floyd is like a marriage that's on a permanent trial separation. — Rick Wright

Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

There is no loneliness like that of a failed marriage. — Alexander Theroux

It's like marriage. The race there is between total knowledge of each other and death. If death comes first, it's considered a successful marriage. — Peter S. Beagle

A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch. — Robert Breault

Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich. — Habeeb Akande

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist. — James Garner

Marriage is like a book. The whole story takes place between the covers. — Mae West

People today expect too much from marriage. Getting married is really like taking on a big new job. — Rosamunde Pilcher

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. — Woody Allen

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. — Minnie Pearl

I never grew up dreaming about a wedding - I don't think about things like that. I don't know how to explain it. All I care about is to be happy. — Penelope Cruz

closing, I'd just like to say that marriage is less about finding someone you can live with and more about finding that one you can't live without. — Sheryl Lister

There's a coffin in the back of the church as the wedding is going on ... Look, I'm a romantic. I like marriage ... In the movies. — George Clooney

How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18 ... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage. — Bo Burnham

The challenge of marriage is learning how to walk together in such a way where neither person feels like they are being dragged. — Emily Heath

Sorrow for not understanding like I understand now the unpredictable, profound journey that marriage is. — Ruby Dee