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Love without sacrifice is like theft
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
I want to explore marriage without the usual Hallmark Card platitudes. Life is difficult, and I like movies that acknowledge that.
— Harold Ramis
A band is like a marriage, and if you're in a marriage with someone, and you lose yourself in that marriage, the relationship is over, really.
— Richie Sambora
Schopenhauer writes about marriage. He says getting married is like grasping blind into a sack of snakes and hoping to find an eel.
— Laura Moriarty
Marriage is so much like salvation and our relationship with Christ that Paul says you can't understand marriage without looking at the gospel.
— Timothy Keller
Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.
— Lisa Hoffman
Marriage is like a formality for me.
— David Copperfield
Marriage is like war - an experience that no adventurous man would evade, and no sensible man repeat.
— Ursula Parrott
Maybe the point is that any marriage is work, but you may as well pick work that you like.
— Mindy Kaling
Marriage is like a row boat: it fits two, it doesn't work on auto-pilot and it's very difficult to have sex in.
— Dana Gould
Marriage, like death, is a debt we owe to nature.
— Julia Ward Howe
Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.
— Laurence J. Peter
Love can be angry ... with a kind of anger in which there is no gall, like the dove's and not the ravens.
— Saint Augustine
Marriage is what you make of it, and God has many versions of what that looks like based on what different souls need, in order to grow.
— Shannon L. Alder
Asking the legal system to resolve divorce is like asking a boxing coach to be our marriage counselor.
— Warren Farrell
A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.
— Mignon McLaughlin
True love is wanting to spend the rest of your life with someone you would sometimes also like to strangle.
— Crystal Woods
Giving men marriage tips is a little like offering Vikings a free booklet titled How Not to Pillage.
— Robert Wright
Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what it's like for a minute?
— Lindsay Lohan
Marriage! ... Why, it is like living in a thimble with a hippopotamus!
— Phyllis Bottome
A band is like a marriage - you don't know why it works, but when it does, everything feels right.
— Nuno Bettencourt
Marriage is like a fine aged wine. It has to endure its Time of Fermenting before its full-bodied Flavor and Bouquetcan be appreciate.
— Mary Summer Rain
Marriage is like a temple resting on two pillars. If they come too close to each other the temple will collapse.
— Khalil Gibran
A good marriage is like Dr Who's Tardis: small and banal from the outside but spacious and interesting from within.
— Katharine Whitehorn
Staying in a marriage without love is like serving a life sentence with an incompatible cell mate.
— Jeanne Phillips
A bad marriage is like an electrical thrilling machine: it makes you dance, but you can't let go.
— Ambrose Bierce
Remember, a good marriage is like a campfire. Both grow cold if left unattended.
— H. Jackson Brown Jr.
No one knows what a marriage is like except the two people in it - and sometimes one of them doesn't know.
— Ann Landers
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.
— E.W. Howe
Marriage, like everything else in the world, is holy or unholy depending on the purpose the mind ascribes to it.
— Marianne Williamson
Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It's not the point of the thing, is it?
— Garrison Keillor
Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.
— Cathy Ladman
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.
— Leonardo Da Vinci
Marriage is like a vacuum cleaner. You stick it to your ear and it sucks out all your energy and ambition.
— Marlo Thomas
Marriage is forever. It's like cement.
— Peter O'Toole
Marriage is like a fingerprint. Everyone's is different.
— Angela Lam Turpin
Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end.
— Lois Greiman
Love is an ideal. A false hope. Marriage is the reality. And like all realities it is painful.
— Anonymous
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
— Jacob Braude
Marriage is like money - seem to want it, and you never get it.
— Letitia Elizabeth Landon
Marriage is something to be cherished. It should be tended like a precious garden.
— DeBorrah K. Ogans
Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning.
— H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Marriage is like the Middle East, isn't it? There's no solution.
— Willy Russell
Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.
— Phyllis Schlafly
Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange, like a Woody Allen marriage.
— Norm MacDonald
When you genuinely feel like that was the right relationship, you're supposed to give it all you can. That's what marriage is about.
— Khloe Kardashian
There is a rhythm to the ending of a marriage just like the rhythm of a courtship, only backward.
— Erica Jong
Our marriages were meant to be alive, not dead. Is your marriage more like romance or roadkill?
— Beth Moore
Being in a marriage and having children is the greatest pleasure, but it is certainly not the easiest pleasure. It is not like eating ice cream.
— Andrew Solomon
Marriage like government is a series of compromises. One must give and take, repair and restrain, endure and be patient.
— Samuel Smiles
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
— Ogden Nash
Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.
— Carol Leifer
Their idea is that marriage is for legalized prostitution. They think like that,
— A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada
Marriage is like a magnifying glass. It simply magnifies the misery or the happiness that you had as a single person.
— Bo Sanchez
Marriage is like democracy - it doesn't really work, but it's all we've been able to come up with ...
— Shirley Hazzard
When you're old-fashioned like I am, you know marriage is forever. Those vows are a promise.
— Brad Paisley
Being married is like having somebody permanently in your corner. It feels limitless, not limited.
— Gloria Steinem
Impersonal criticism?is like an impersonal fist fight or an impersonal marriage, and as successful.
— George Jean Nathan
Well! marriage is like death, it comes to all.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
Modern American marriage is like a wire fence. The woman's the wire -the posts are the husband's.
— Langdon Elwyn Mitchell
A perfect marriage is like a pure heart ... those who have it are fit to see God.
— Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward
He remembers which sisterI like least and asks
how she is doing.
(lines 9-11 of the poem 'Divorce') — Carrie Etter
Management must show compassion. Management without compassion is like a marriage without love.' - Malik of America Square.
— Mike O'Sullivan
Like dear St. Francis of Assisi I am wedded to Poverty: but in my case the marriage is not a success.
— Oscar Wilde
Organizing a marriage is like forming a government after a war.
— David Foenkinos
Real giving is when we give to our spouses what's important to them, whether we understand it, like it, agree with it, or not.
— Michele Weiner-Davis
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
— H. Jackson Brown Jr.
There is no loneliness like that of a failed marriage.
— Alexander Theroux
It's like marriage. The race there is between total knowledge of each other and death. If death comes first, it's considered a successful marriage.
— Peter S. Beagle
A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.
— Robert Breault
Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.
— Habeeb Akande
Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist.
— James Garner
People today expect too much from marriage. Getting married is really like taking on a big new job.
— Rosamunde Pilcher
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
— Minnie Pearl
