
You feel bad about yelling in a graveyard after you just tried to have sex with me in a church? —
Liliana Hart

You can't keep putting things off by grilling beards —
Vic Reeves

Maybe it was better to break a man's leg than to break his heart. —
Laura Hillenbrand

I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do —
Jade Puget

with a scruffy man who looked like a beggar, dressed all in black. —
Brandon Sanderson

There were people who were like this, the ones who could not be ruffled or else didn't show it, who possessed great internal reservoirs of calm. —
Justin Cronin

You do know you could find yourself charged with being a dominant species while under the influence of impulse-driven consumerism, don't you? —
Terry Pratchett

I am shocked that we seemed to have learned nothing, absolutely nothing, from Vietnam. —
Michael Dirda

The bedroom and felt her fingers unbuttoning —
Nicholas Sparks

You never know when one act, or one word of encouragement can change a life forever. —
Zig Ziglar

I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo. —
George W. Bush

And if to some my tale seems foolishness I am content that such could count me fool. —
Sophocles