Mad's Quotes

It's hard to get mad at Neal, because he suffers from a medical condition called total fucking stupidity. — Douglas Coupland

Everyday I discover more and more beautiful things. It's enough to drive one mad. I have such a desire to do everything, my head is bursting with it. — Claude Monet

Girls aren't supposed to see wieners, Aunt Dee. And Daddy's wiener was mad that Mommy saw. It was so mad, it was pointing at her! — Harper Sloan

I always reference 'Mad Max' when I think about what I want to wear. But it's a fine line between that and 'Edward Scissorhands'. — Julian Casablancas

You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh ... it's as simple as that. — Jay Leno

If you're in a business where you can do only one thing and it doesn't work out, it's hard for your bosses to be mad at you. — Michael Lewis

Ugh. I was going for 'crazy ex filled with hate" not "isn't she cute when she's mad? — Kim Harrington

You can never predict what's going to be successful, so you have to do the one you really love, and I picked 'Mad Men.' — Christina Hendricks

Being mad at someone for acting exactly the way you assume they'll act is no one's fault but your own. — Sarah Addison Allen

Confusion is not a bad thing. It's not doubt that makes a man mad. It's certainty. — Pauline Melville

In twenty years I've found only one intelligent man in the whole town, and he's mad. — Anton Chekhov

Someone creeping into his yard in the dead of night? More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering somewhere, covered in potato peelings. — J.K. Rowling

When you feel like you've had it up to here, and you're mad enough to scream, but you're sad enough to tear, that's rock bottom. — Eminem

You can't get mad at a real ending. Some of them are ugly. It's the fake happily ever afters that should piss you off. I'll — Colleen Hoover

Have you ever listened to folk music? Let's face it, a lot of folk music is all about dead sailors, mad witches, rape and fratricide. — Marie Browne

As far as the 'Mad Men' thing, I love 'Mad Men.' It's one of my favorite shows; I think it's an amazing series. — Michael Mosley

I beat him like a mad dog with mange every time I got a chance, and I am proud of it. He was scum. — Hunter S. Thompson

I'm here because I've lost my head. My mind is unhinged. That's what the doctors say. — A.G. Howard

So why are we having to fight in 2012 against politicians who want to end access to birth control? It's like we woke up in a bad episode of 'Mad Men.' — Cecile Richards

A mad person isn't someone who sees what isn't there; he's someone who sees what is there but that others can't see. I really believe that. — John Burnside

I think that it's okay to be mad at someone who hurt you. This isn't about, like, the pageantry of trying to seem like nothing affects you. — Taylor Swift

I'd rather talk to myself then a fella' that's mad about how right he is. — D.L. Greenlee

LOVE is meant to make you Happy, not sad. What's the use of Love, if it makes you mad!-RVM — R.v.m.

No. It's bad for me. Cole Porter wrote the words and the music. This knowledge that you're going mad for me. — Ernest Hemingway,

You can't get mad at a bear for being racist. You can't get mad at a bear for being offensive. It's not real. — Mila Kunis

Do the gods light this fire in our hearts or does each man's mad desire become his god? — Virgil

It's been insane. From Whitey Bulger to the Mad Hatter, you can imagine the schizophrenia. — Johnny Depp

... insanity is never reasonable. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Who is that?"
"Your replacement."
"You replaced me with a shaved poodle?"
"He's got mad skills. — Ilona Andrews

Bridget. Sleeping with a twenty-nine year old off Twitter on the second date is not 'rather like in Jane Austen's day'. (Talitha) — Helen Fielding

I am mad. The thought calms me. I don't have to try to be sane anymore. It's over. I sleep — Marya Hornbacher

I hate all hitters. I start a game mad and I stay that way until it's over. — Don Drysdale

... faith is like a mad beast - once it's broken out, it can no longer be controlled. — Oliver Potzsch

There's nothing I don't love about 'Mad Men.' — Andy Cohen

He's mad that trusts in the tameness of a wolf. — William Shakespeare

It's not about being mad at everything. It's about being really mad at the right things. — Ice-T

About mistakes it's funny. You got to make your own; and not only that, if you try to keep people from making theirs they get mad. — Edna Ferber

To be able to play Jack Kerouac or Sal Paradise, it's mad to me. — Rupert Penry-Jones

Keeping one's attitude positive, especially when the world conspires to make us mad, is one of the great accomplishments of life. — Brendon Burchard

Daphne's thought in Nation:
This was no time to go totally mad. You had to maintain standards. — Terry Pratchett

I just want to be healthy and happy. I don't want to hurt anybody or make them mad. If that's a philosophy then that's my philosophy. — Chad Michael Murray

If you're going to expend energy being mad about Photoshop, you'll also have to be mad about earrings. No one's ears are that sparkly! — Tina Fey

Everyone has to go mad, it's essential fir everyone to go mad - as soon as possible! It's essential - I know. — Yevgeny Zamyatin

What does it mean, to lose one's mind? Where does it go? If a man is out of his mind, where is he? What is insane when the world is mad by contrast? — Laurie R. King

Christ,Syn," said another male."You are out of your fucking mind."
"That's right,Frosty;" Synjon said against Petra's ear."Mad as a hatter. — Laura Wright

Listen to what people say when they are mad, that's when the truth comes out. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Turns out if you never lie, there's always someone mad at you. — Scott Westerfeld

When people run in circles it's a very very ... mad world. — Tears For Fears

Patience is sottish, and impatience does become a dog that's mad. — William Shakespeare

He's quite mad, you know. But adventure can be very appealing. — William Ritter

Thus every writer's motto reads: mad I cannot be, sane I do not deign to be, neurotic I am. — Roland Barthes

Come on, Cooper, we're going. Cassidy doesn't want to talk to us right now because she's mad I figured out why we broke up. — Robyn Schneider

You get mad at me, you kick the tire, I don't get a bruise, the tire doesn't care, and you're the only one hurting. How's that working for you, Kip? — Gail Giles

Including four mice posed with tiny china cups, seated around a miniature table. A Mad Hatter's grotesque tea party. — Tess Gerritsen

Inside the mind of 'America's Mad Genius' is not necessarily a place you want to visit. — Mike Caro

In Missouri, it's a 50/50 state, so I'm kind of used to half the state being mad at me. — Barack Obama

The current phone obsession is a disease," Chance said. "Everyone's gone mad, typing to themselves all day long like mindless robots. — Kathy Reichs

she's mad, but she's magic. — Charles Bukowski

I feel like I'm married to what I do, to the streets. And I feel like when the streets are mad, it's serious. — Young Jeezy

I decided long ago that life's absurd. If you don't develop a sense of humor, it will drive you mad. — James Maxey

Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "Hey, what's for supper? — Jack Handy

A woman's pity sometimes makes her mad. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning

How do we get out of this circle?" I asked him.
"We kill him," he said.
"Good. Let's kill him and go home."
"I thought you'd never ask. — Ilona Andrews

So who's more adult- somebody who works like mad to avoid a problem or somebody who works like mad to solve it? — Janet Kagan

You're mad."
"Like all the sons of Sarras."

-PENDRAGON'S HEIR — Suzannah Rowntree

The World is enough brutal don't make it mad and crazy more, so far I think that the adrenaline is on it's own full capacity. — Deyth Banger

They're both mad, I tell you, the two of them.
One's just shown it, the other's been that way since she was born. — Sophocles

She's mad, but she is magic. There's no lie in her fire." - CHARLES BUKOWSKI — L.J. Shen

That's the way it was with best friends. You got mad, you got over it. — Kristen Ashley

What kind of tyrant punishes everyone just to get back at the few he's mad at? I mean, besides Chris Christie. — Bill Maher

Oh yes! The one man in the world who never believes he's mad is the madman. — L. Ron Hubbard

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad. — Sam Kinison

The process of making a movie is what I love. I thrive on that. It's an exciting miracle, a mad adventure. I love being part of it. — Orlando Bloom

It's a completely mad idea, I know. But my brain is a hope-making machine,'
'I'm so glad. Mine is a worst-case-scenario generator. — Ransom Riggs

When you're mad at someone, it's probably best not to break his arm with a baseball bat. — Evel Knievel

I fancied you'd return the way you said,
But I grow old and I forget your name.
From the poem Mad Girl's Love Song — Sylvia Plath

It's easiest to write songs when I'm either really in love or really mad at a guy. It's just always best when I'm feeling superemotional. — Avril Lavigne

I get offered: 'Here's a girl who's mad at another girl for having a wedding on the same day.' That'll be a big hit, but I don't want to do that. — Amy Heckerling

The planet's survival has become so uncertain that any effort, any thought that presupposes an assured future amounts to a mad gamble. — Elias Canetti

He said ... Everyone's attention span is so short. They'll be mad about something new today. — Jon Ronson

That's what I did, though - I had angry, defensive conversations in my head, got mad at things that hadn't even happened yet. Yet. — Gillian Flynn

I think the world's just gone completely mad, with everyone wearing the same things, even celebrities. — Daphne Guinness

So this is what love is.
It's like bein' tied to a big, mad train. — John Allison

This is a mad planet," David Bowie said in 1971. "It's doomed to madness. — David Bowie

Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics: 1. Get elected. 2. Get re-elected. 3. Don't get mad, get even. — Everett Dirksen

Maybe love isn't just
a bouquet of roses once in a while. Maybe it's just sticking it out, when it's hard, when you're mad, when
you're tired. — Kristan Higgins

She's mad but she's magic.
There's no lie in her fire. — Charles Bukowski

We don't have mad cow disease. We probably never will have mad cow disease, and therefore, it's a non-problem in the United States. — Paul Brown

Alice: This is impossible.
The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is. — Lewis Carroll

Kenny, when's the last time you had a physical," Roddy asks.
"What're you...the designated driver of my life?"

"Mad Dog House — Mark Rubinstein

It's Hard to Stay Mad When There's So Much Beauty in the World — Kevin Spacey

Oh, now... being mad's not all that bad. — A.G. Howard

Girls that I dated, it's ok I am not mad yo Unless you stabbed me in the heart, no love ho. — Kid Cudi

Look, any amount I make, somebody's going to be mad. — Benny Hinn

This isn't just young love she's seeing between Violet and Vicente. This is mad love. The kind that's incurable. — Karina Halle

Hmm. That's what I suspected, you mad bastard. — Philip Kerr

The Deftmenes are mad and the Dumii are sane, thought Snibril, and that's just the same as being mad except that it's quieter. — Terry Pratchett

It turned out the officer was escorting the soldier home. He'd gone mad: 'He's been digging ever since we left Kabul. — Svetlana Alexievich

Breathes there a man, whose judgment clear Can others teach their course to steer, Yet run himself life's mad career Wild as the wave? — John Bunyan

If you look at 'Mad Men,' it's set in the wrong decade. The style of Mad Men is really the 1950s, not the 1960s. — Jerry Della Femina