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It's hard to get mad at Neal, because he suffers from a medical condition called total fucking stupidity.
— Douglas Coupland
Everyday I discover more and more beautiful things. It's enough to drive one mad. I have such a desire to do everything, my head is bursting with it.
— Claude Monet
Girls aren't supposed to see wieners, Aunt Dee. And Daddy's wiener was mad that Mommy saw. It was so mad, it was pointing at her!
— Harper Sloan
I always reference 'Mad Max' when I think about what I want to wear. But it's a fine line between that and 'Edward Scissorhands'.
— Julian Casablancas
If you're in a business where you can do only one thing and it doesn't work out, it's hard for your bosses to be mad at you.
— Michael Lewis
Ugh. I was going for 'crazy ex filled with hate" not "isn't she cute when she's mad?
— Kim Harrington
You can never predict what's going to be successful, so you have to do the one you really love, and I picked 'Mad Men.'
— Christina Hendricks
Being mad at someone for acting exactly the way you assume they'll act is no one's fault but your own.
— Sarah Addison Allen
Confusion is not a bad thing. It's not doubt that makes a man mad. It's certainty.
— Pauline Melville
In twenty years I've found only one intelligent man in the whole town, and he's mad.
— Anton Chekhov
Someone creeping into his yard in the dead of night? More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering somewhere, covered in potato peelings.
— J.K. Rowling
When you feel like you've had it up to here, and you're mad enough to scream, but you're sad enough to tear, that's rock bottom.
— Eminem
You can't get mad at a real ending. Some of them are ugly. It's the fake happily ever afters that should piss you off. I'll
— Colleen Hoover
Have you ever listened to folk music? Let's face it, a lot of folk music is all about dead sailors, mad witches, rape and fratricide.
— Marie Browne
As far as the 'Mad Men' thing, I love 'Mad Men.' It's one of my favorite shows; I think it's an amazing series.
— Michael Mosley
I beat him like a mad dog with mange every time I got a chance, and I am proud of it. He was scum.
— Hunter S. Thompson
So why are we having to fight in 2012 against politicians who want to end access to birth control? It's like we woke up in a bad episode of 'Mad Men.'
— Cecile Richards
A mad person isn't someone who sees what isn't there; he's someone who sees what is there but that others can't see. I really believe that.
— John Burnside
I think that it's okay to be mad at someone who hurt you. This isn't about, like, the pageantry of trying to seem like nothing affects you.
— Taylor Swift
No. It's bad for me. Cole Porter wrote the words and the music. This knowledge that you're going mad for me.
— Ernest Hemingway,
You can't get mad at a bear for being racist. You can't get mad at a bear for being offensive. It's not real.
— Mila Kunis
It turned out the officer was escorting the soldier home. He'd gone mad: 'He's been digging ever since we left Kabul.
— Svetlana Alexievich
He said ... Everyone's attention span is so short. They'll be mad about something new today.
— Jon Ronson
Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.
— Sam Kinison
The Deftmenes are mad and the Dumii are sane, thought Snibril, and that's just the same as being mad except that it's quieter.
— Terry Pratchett
Hmm. That's what I suspected, you mad bastard.
— Philip Kerr
If you look at 'Mad Men,' it's set in the wrong decade. The style of Mad Men is really the 1950s, not the 1960s.
— Jerry Della Femina
The process of making a movie is what I love. I thrive on that. It's an exciting miracle, a mad adventure. I love being part of it.
— Orlando Bloom
It's a completely mad idea, I know. But my brain is a hope-making machine,'
'I'm so glad. Mine is a worst-case-scenario generator. — Ransom Riggs
'I'm so glad. Mine is a worst-case-scenario generator. — Ransom Riggs
When you're mad at someone, it's probably best not to break his arm with a baseball bat.
— Evel Knievel
I fancied you'd return the way you said,
But I grow old and I forget your name.
From the poem Mad Girl's Love Song — Sylvia Plath
But I grow old and I forget your name.
From the poem Mad Girl's Love Song — Sylvia Plath
What kind of tyrant punishes everyone just to get back at the few he's mad at? I mean, besides Chris Christie.
— Bill Maher
Breathes there a man, whose judgment clear Can others teach their course to steer, Yet run himself life's mad career Wild as the wave?
— John Bunyan
This isn't just young love she's seeing between Violet and Vicente. This is mad love. The kind that's incurable.
— Karina Halle
Oh, now... being mad's not all that bad.
— A.G. Howard
Kenny, when's the last time you had a physical," Roddy asks.
"What're you...the designated driver of my life?"
"Mad Dog House — Mark Rubinstein
"What're you...the designated driver of my life?"
"Mad Dog House — Mark Rubinstein
We don't have mad cow disease. We probably never will have mad cow disease, and therefore, it's a non-problem in the United States.
— Paul Brown
She's mad but she's magic.
There's no lie in her fire. — Charles Bukowski
There's no lie in her fire. — Charles Bukowski
Maybe love isn't just
a bouquet of roses once in a while. Maybe it's just sticking it out, when it's hard, when you're mad, when
you're tired. — Kristan Higgins
a bouquet of roses once in a while. Maybe it's just sticking it out, when it's hard, when you're mad, when
you're tired. — Kristan Higgins
Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics: 1. Get elected. 2. Get re-elected. 3. Don't get mad, get even.
— Everett Dirksen
Look, any amount I make, somebody's going to be mad.
— Benny Hinn
It's easiest to write songs when I'm either really in love or really mad at a guy. It's just always best when I'm feeling superemotional.
— Avril Lavigne
They're both mad, I tell you, the two of them.
One's just shown it, the other's been that way since she was born. — Sophocles
One's just shown it, the other's been that way since she was born. — Sophocles
I think the world's just gone completely mad, with everyone wearing the same things, even celebrities.
— Daphne Guinness
That's what I did, though - I had angry, defensive conversations in my head, got mad at things that hadn't even happened yet. Yet.
— Gillian Flynn
Girls that I dated, it's ok I am not mad yo Unless you stabbed me in the heart, no love ho.
— Kid Cudi
The planet's survival has become so uncertain that any effort, any thought that presupposes an assured future amounts to a mad gamble.
— Elias Canetti
I get offered: 'Here's a girl who's mad at another girl for having a wedding on the same day.' That'll be a big hit, but I don't want to do that.
— Amy Heckerling
About mistakes it's funny. You got to make your own; and not only that, if you try to keep people from making theirs they get mad.
— Edna Ferber
Turns out if you never lie, there's always someone mad at you.
— Scott Westerfeld
Listen to what people say when they are mad, that's when the truth comes out.
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
Christ,Syn," said another male."You are out of your fucking mind."
"That's right,Frosty;" Synjon said against Petra's ear."Mad as a hatter. — Laura Wright
"That's right,Frosty;" Synjon said against Petra's ear."Mad as a hatter. — Laura Wright
What does it mean, to lose one's mind? Where does it go? If a man is out of his mind, where is he? What is insane when the world is mad by contrast?
— Laurie R. King
Everyone has to go mad, it's essential fir everyone to go mad - as soon as possible! It's essential - I know.
— Yevgeny Zamyatin
If you're going to expend energy being mad about Photoshop, you'll also have to be mad about earrings. No one's ears are that sparkly!
— Tina Fey
I just want to be healthy and happy. I don't want to hurt anybody or make them mad. If that's a philosophy then that's my philosophy.
— Chad Michael Murray
Daphne's thought in Nation:
This was no time to go totally mad. You had to maintain standards. — Terry Pratchett
This was no time to go totally mad. You had to maintain standards. — Terry Pratchett
Keeping one's attitude positive, especially when the world conspires to make us mad, is one of the great accomplishments of life.
— Brendon Burchard
To be able to play Jack Kerouac or Sal Paradise, it's mad to me.
— Rupert Penry-Jones
When people run in circles it's a very very ... mad world.
— Tears For Fears
He's mad that trusts in the tameness of a wolf.
— William Shakespeare
There's nothing I don't love about 'Mad Men.'
— Andy Cohen
... faith is like a mad beast - once it's broken out, it can no longer be controlled.
— Oliver Potzsch
I am mad. The thought calms me. I don't have to try to be sane anymore. It's over. I sleep
— Marya Hornbacher
Bridget. Sleeping with a twenty-nine year old off Twitter on the second date is not 'rather like in Jane Austen's day'. (Talitha)
— Helen Fielding
Who is that?"
"Your replacement."
"You replaced me with a shaved poodle?"
"He's got mad skills. — Ilona Andrews
"Your replacement."
"You replaced me with a shaved poodle?"
"He's got mad skills. — Ilona Andrews
... insanity is never reasonable.
— E.A. Bucchianeri
she's mad, but she's magic.
— Charles Bukowski
It's been insane. From Whitey Bulger to the Mad Hatter, you can imagine the schizophrenia.
— Johnny Depp
The World is enough brutal don't make it mad and crazy more, so far I think that the adrenaline is on it's own full capacity.
— Deyth Banger
You're mad."
"Like all the sons of Sarras."
-PENDRAGON'S HEIR — Suzannah Rowntree
"Like all the sons of Sarras."
-PENDRAGON'S HEIR — Suzannah Rowntree
So who's more adult- somebody who works like mad to avoid a problem or somebody who works like mad to solve it?
— Janet Kagan
How do we get out of this circle?" I asked him.
"We kill him," he said.
"Good. Let's kill him and go home."
"I thought you'd never ask. — Ilona Andrews
"We kill him," he said.
"Good. Let's kill him and go home."
"I thought you'd never ask. — Ilona Andrews
A woman's pity sometimes makes her mad.
— Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "Hey, what's for supper?
— Jack Handy
I decided long ago that life's absurd. If you don't develop a sense of humor, it will drive you mad.
— James Maxey
I feel like I'm married to what I do, to the streets. And I feel like when the streets are mad, it's serious.
— Young Jeezy
The current phone obsession is a disease," Chance said. "Everyone's gone mad, typing to themselves all day long like mindless robots.
— Kathy Reichs
In Missouri, it's a 50/50 state, so I'm kind of used to half the state being mad at me.
— Barack Obama
Including four mice posed with tiny china cups, seated around a miniature table. A Mad Hatter's grotesque tea party.
— Tess Gerritsen
You get mad at me, you kick the tire, I don't get a bruise, the tire doesn't care, and you're the only one hurting. How's that working for you, Kip?
— Gail Giles
Come on, Cooper, we're going. Cassidy doesn't want to talk to us right now because she's mad I figured out why we broke up.
— Robyn Schneider
Thus every writer's motto reads: mad I cannot be, sane I do not deign to be, neurotic I am.
— Roland Barthes
He's quite mad, you know. But adventure can be very appealing.
— William Ritter
Patience is sottish, and impatience does become a dog that's mad.
— William Shakespeare