
I've been slagged off completely by the art world. —
Tracey Emin

Nothing in Nothing is Nothing —
Leelaw

At the end of the day, I was still a virgin, all alone in a dark room, humping a
lubed-up robot. —
Ernest Cline

Love is like trying to wrestle an albino. It's tough because they're slippery and all
lubed up with sunscreen. —
Jarod Kintz

A heroic, losing battle! I'm tired of brave men who die. There's nothing pretty about losing. —
Warren Eyster

We are all revenants; all living Christians are dead pagans walking about. —
G.K. Chesterton

Chasing records doesn't keep me on my bike. Happiness does. —
Lance Armstrong

The only way to make disasters bearable is to laugh about them. —
Rosamunde Pilcher

Recovery from complete and utter exhaustion facilitates individual creativity —
Phillip Gary Smith

The Dex Foray special involves two
lubed fingers, a lot of tongue and a cigarette for afterwards. —
Karina Halle