Lubed Quotes
Collection of top 15 famous quotes about Lubed
Even those to whom Providence has allotted greater strength of understanding can expect only to improve a single science.
— Samuel Johnson
Art has simple founding principles: Less is more, more or less; fill in the blanks with no filler.
— Kevin Focke
Pretend all you want, pretty girl. You and I know that deep down you're secretly glad to be pressed up to my body.
— Jessica Sorensen
Life is given to us; every moment is given. The only appropriate response therefore is gratefulness.
— Steindl Rast David
I've been slagged off completely by the art world. — Tracey Emin
Nothing in Nothing is Nothing — Leelaw
At the end of the day, I was still a virgin, all alone in a dark room, humping a lubed-up robot. — Ernest Cline
Love is like trying to wrestle an albino. It's tough because they're slippery and all lubed up with sunscreen. — Jarod Kintz
A heroic, losing battle! I'm tired of brave men who die. There's nothing pretty about losing. — Warren Eyster
We are all revenants; all living Christians are dead pagans walking about. — G.K. Chesterton
Chasing records doesn't keep me on my bike. Happiness does. — Lance Armstrong
The only way to make disasters bearable is to laugh about them. — Rosamunde Pilcher
Recovery from complete and utter exhaustion facilitates individual creativity — Phillip Gary Smith
The Dex Foray special involves two lubed fingers, a lot of tongue and a cigarette for afterwards. — Karina Halle