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Courtney Love is really cool and funny. I would like to meet Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz. I think I could play their daughters. — Dakota Fanning

Like the garlic mustard in my garden and the roses on my fence, love has a funny way of blooming after years of being buried. — Sarah Strohmeyer

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. — Lisa Hoffman

I don't mean to sound - I don't want it to come out funny, but I don't like show business. I love - I love acting in films. I love it. — Gene Wilder

We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Giulia Melucci has written a wonderfully funny and moving book. It's like Eat, Pray, Love, with recipes. — A. J. Jacobs

In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes. — Howard Mittelmark

I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. I do. — Kaley Cuoco

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings. — Aimee Bender

Beautiful, funny, smart, sexual, and also neurotic? It's like filling an inside straight. — Woody Allen

I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours. — Adam Ferrara

It's funny how you can have a broken heart while you're still with someone that you're madly in love with. Life fucks us hard like that. — Christine Celis

I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen. — Holly Hood

Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed
— Rachel Hawkins

The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties. — George Saunders

Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender! — Daniel Nayeri

I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl. — Norm MacDonald

We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it. — Gene Perret

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man. — Jim Davidson

I don't like half the folks I love. — Paul Thorn

I love to swim. When I jump in the water, I feel like I'm 12 years old again. It's really funny how it does that to me. — Summer Sanders

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. — Douglas Adams

Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn't go to Troy for the baklava. — Mark Leiren-Young

I love your hairless chest." She nuzzled his pecs. "So smooth and sculpted. Like a marble manslut statue. — Nicole Archer

And write what you love - don't feel pressured to write serious prose if what you like is to be funny. — Cassandra Clare

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

It's a funny thing, hope. It's not like love, or fear, or hate. It's a feeling you don't really know you had until it's gone. — Anna Quindlen

Fighting is a lot like making love. Timing is everything. — Miles Watson

The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence. — Nicole McKay

Love is funny like that. Love stays with us, whether we want it or not. — Heather Lyons

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. — Tom Arnold

Dammit. I think I'm in like with the naked man I met today. — R.J. Gonzales

Let me be clear: I don't want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

But if love can be funny and capricious, it can also be strong enough to seem like a sign of insanity. — Chelsey Philpot

I make love like never, only less often. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. — Santosh Kalwar

Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes. — Bo Burnham

My love is sticky, like glue. I'd kill a horse just to give you some. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love is like wine, drink it as you rhyme. — Santosh Kalwar

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott

Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty. — Santosh Kalwar

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours. — Chris Eigeman

Never miss a party ... good for the nerves
like celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it. — Robert Pattinson

I would love to do something like 'Beverly Hills Cop'. I'd get to be funny and cool and heroic all in the same breath. — Ja Rule

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! — Mike Birbiglia

She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny. — Elizabeth Gaskell

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret. — Cassandra Giovanni

Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough. — Eden Butler

I love doing funny promos like the ones I did wrestling Rey Mysterio. — Kurt Angle

I make love like farm equipment - not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can't tell it. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. — Lisa Daily

Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you. — Oscar Wilde

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love you like a fat kid love cake. — Curtis Jackson

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love it when you talk clean to me, quoting training manuals like sonnets. — Amanda Hocking

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator. — Helen Gurley Brown

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. — Albert Einstein

I like cats. They don't care if you love Jesus. — Miss Merikan

Sex before love is like a bandage before a wound. — M.F. Moonzajer

I have only one way to blow the steam off, i make money, you spend money thats funny,now i'm smilling like thats honey — Mohlalefi J Motsima

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything ... .but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco — Josh Stern

Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there. — George Burns

There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident — Josh Stern

I love a lot of comedy actors and actresses like Kristen Wiig and Tina Fey and all those women who are really brilliant and funny. — Saoirse Ronan

I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil). — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most. — John Leguizamo