Bob Monkhouse Quotes
Top 33 wise famous quotes and sayings by Bob Monkhouse
Bob Monkhouse Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Bob Monkhouse on Wise Famous Quotes.
I'll never stop working. I want to die in the saddle. A day is wasted for me if I haven't done something even mildly creative.
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.
You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'
Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!