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I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!
— Fakeer Ishavardas
It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.
— Steve McConnell
The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny.
— Seth MacFarlane
Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.
— Philip Seymour Hoffman
I think I could orgasm just looking at him, she moaned
— Samantha Young
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
— Conan O'Brien
Funny how, when one part of your life falls away, the other bits that are left start looking rather feeble.
— Mhairi McFarlane
Is she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just looking at my sheets? I dunno!
— Dave Attell
It was because a great-looking man with no apparent mental defects found her attractive. Imagine feeling so buoyant over something so juvenile.
— Maggie Shayne
It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.
— Billy Mays
Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me?
— J.K. Rowling
Research for fiction is a funny thing: you go looking for one piece of information, and find something altogether different.
— Nell Freudenberger
In school I was always the funny-looking, tall, skinny kid that got made fun of because of my weird teeth.
— Lara Stone
What are you assholes looking at?" "Nothing," said Radar. "We're certainly not looking at your eyebrows.
— John Green
Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.
— Oscar Wilde
Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding
— Jesse Andrews
I do not know what it was about that boy but just looking at him, even I wanted to clout him on the head. It was a head that invited violence.
— Patrick DeWitt
Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.
— Tommy Cooper
I'm now 'Doctor' to the patients and I have to cover my ignorance by waving my arms and looking grave.
— Howard Florey
Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows.
— Robert Pattinson
I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener.
— Roger Caras
I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I'd enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber.
— Jennifer Echols
You know, If you weren't tiny, cute and remarkably innocent looking I'd be running away right now. This feels like the set-up to some torture porn.
— Stephanie Perkins
Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny.
— Joe Grant
I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.
— Calvin Trillin
Don't you just hate a phony-looking stiff? - Aunt Edna
— Janet Evanovich
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Pie in a bed of raw onions. Human skull looking put-upon. Howl — Diana Wynne Jones
Kyo Sohma: angrily pointing at Yuki Just like I'll beat you one of these days Yuki: looking bored Wait wait I think I've heard this one before — Natsuki Takaya
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
— Bill Maher
I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.
— Angelina Jolie
The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick.
— John Green
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
— Margaret Smith
Love has a funny way of showing up when you aren't looking for it and didn't plan on it.
— Adriana Trigiani
I didn't notice him coming, but he didn't seem to be looking for an autograph signature
— George Harrison
Laugh as if it's funny, embrace as if it's love, and smile anyway.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs.
— William J. Clinton
Particularly beautiful people were like particularly funny-looking people, though. Once you know them you mostly forgot about it.
— Ann Brashares
People are funny. They look down from all sorts of heights and then if the looking down has no effect they get unsure.
— John McGahern
I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one's an outsider looking on, it's all such a bore.
— Graham Greene
I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.
— Craig Ferguson
No one cares how long you kept yourself virgin and how loyal you are, everyone is looking for a hole to play with.
— M.F. Moonzajer
What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you into a theif?" Scott couldn't help but smirk.
"I blame chocolate. — Geoffrey Knight
If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you're looking
through binoculars the wrong
way — Josh Stern
Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking.
— Kathleen Bittner Roth
Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat.
— Jonas Eriksson
This one's for Alaska Young!
— John Green
I haven't stopped looking for the good in people. I've just accepted the fact that I'm not always going to find it.
— Patti LaBelle
What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
— Karl Pilkington
Thats not a place where I'm considered good-looking.
— Mark Hoppus
Don't think you are looking at me because you are not.
— Eugene Ormandy
I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.
— Angelina Jolie